buffy8x03
Script created with Final Draft by Final Draft, Inc.

[previous | bottom]
         9     INT. WOODLANDS - CAVE                                    9

               The darkness is mildly lit by some wall mounted candles.
               Buffy lowers her head as not to hit it on the rocks, her feet
               gliding across the ground until she comes to a campfire. The
               wolf sits by it.

                                   BUFFY 
                         Is this the way it goes?

               She stands the Scythe on the wall of the cave and kneels
               opposite the wolf. She does as it does and glares into the
               fire, the flames forming a picture.

               It's burning with rage, we can almost feel the heat. Within
               the flames is a distant picture of the battle waged in
               Sunnydale, when the Hellmouth was destroyed. Anya dying.
               Buffy fighting. Willow's spell.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Is this my lesson?

               Buffy looks back up at the wolf but it is gone and all that
               stands is the PRIMITIVE, also known as the First Slayer.
               She stands before our Slayer. Buffy jumps to her feet. The
               Primitive leans closer.

                                   PRIMITIVE
                         You... did this.

                                   BUFFY
                         No. I didn't.

                                   PRIMITIVE
                         You think you know.

               The Primitive pulls out a DAGGER and drives it through
               Buffy's stomach.

                                   PRIMITIVE (cont'd)
                         You must kill.

               Buffy pulls the dagger out and reverses it, impaling the
               Primitive. Her eyes look up to meet hers, but instead finds
               someone else in her place.

               DAWN

               She's gasping, the dagger in her gut. Buffy looks at her
               sister in horror.

                                   DAWN
                         You won't chose me...

               Buffy pulls it out as Dawn's body slumps to the ground. She
               steps back, shocked, and SCREAMS.

                                                                CUT TO:

        10     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - BUFFY'S ROOM - DAY             10

               Buffy JUMPS up from her bed, sweating, breathing hard. She
               looks around to see where she is and shakes her head, letting
               her body drop back to its position.

                                   BUFFY
                         Damn nightmares.

                                                                CUT TO:

        11     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE                         11

               Andrew and Dawn sit watching TV on the sofa.

                                   ANDREW
                         Nuh uh, sister, he's misunderstood.

                                   DAWN
                         Andrew, he chases Bugs around with
                         with a gun. I think that qualifies
                         for evil.

                                   ANDREW
                         Elmer Fudd is not evil. If anyone
                         is then it's Bugs.
                             (beat)
                         I mean, he's a talking bunny!

                                   ANYA (O.S.)
                         Bunny?

               Andrew and Dawn turn to see Anya walk through the archway and
               look around cautiously.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                         Where?

                                   DAWN
                         No, not here.

                                   ANDREW
                         We were debating about Bugs Bunny
                         and Elmer Fudd.

                                   ANYA
                         Well stop it. Bunnies are creepy
                         and need to be ignored.

                                   DAWN
                         Anya, what is the deal with you and
                         bunnies?

                                   ANYA
                         Well, that's actually a horrible
                         story about-

               She stops, seeing Xander enter.

                                   XANDER
                         An, you're still here.

                                   ANYA
                         Yes. The goodbyes didn't work. And
                         don't you think I won't be kicking
                         the higher powers in the knees when
                         I see them.

               She brushes back her hair, thinking.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                         You think they have knees? 

               Buffy comes down the stairs.

                                   BUFFY
                         Whoa. Full house.

                                   XANDER
                         It is starting to fill up again.

                                   ANYA
                         Well, I'm sorry to be such an
                         inconvenience. Let me just go to
                         heaven. Oh no, wait, tried that!

                                   XANDER
                         I didn't mean that, An.

                                   ANYA
                         I know. I'm just very upset and
                         emotional right now.
                             (beat)
                         Has Willow found anything yet?

                                   XANDER
                         I don't know. I think she's still
                         in bed.

                                   ANYA
                         Not sleeping, obviously.
                             (beat)
                         Well, I think it's time to break up
                         the sex shenanigans. 

               She exits. Buffy turns to Dawn.

                                   BUFFY
                         Hey. You're okay?

                                   DAWN
                         Yeah. Why?

                                   BUFFY
                         No reason.
                             (beat)
                         Aren't you supposed to be at
                         School?

                                   DAWN
                         I'm going, I'm going.

               She heads for the door but Buffy grabs her arm and pulls her
               back to her.

                                   BUFFY
                         I love you, Dawn.

                                   DAWN
                             (wigged)
                         Okay. Been doing any drugs?

                                   BUFFY
                         Seriously. I do.

                                   DAWN
                         Uh... I love you too.

               Buffy loosens her grip. Dawn stands there for a moment before
               leaving.

                                   XANDER
                             (to Buffy)
                         Are you all right?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah.
                             (hesitates)
                         So, more research today. Anya's
                         gotta be back for a reason. We need
                         to know what.

                                   XANDER
                         She said something to me last
                         night. Something she refused to
                         believe.

                                   BUFFY
                         What?

                                   XANDER
                         That maybe she was back because she
                         was being punished.

                                   BUFFY
                         Because of all the things she did
                         as a demon?

               Xander nods.

                                   ANDREW
                         That sucks.

                                   BUFFY
                         We need to be sure. We can't just
                         assume she's not evil.

                                   XANDER
                         I don't think she is. I mean, I
                         don't feel it.

                                   BUFFY
                         We're living on a Hellmouth.

                                   XANDER
                         I just wish...
                             (beat)
                         I thought I'd gotten over her.

                                   JACKSON (O.S.)
                         Is this a bad time?

               Buffy, Xander, and Andrew turn to see Jackson standing in the
               doorway.

                                   BUFFY
                         Jackson?

                                   JACKSON
                         Hey.

                                   BUFFY
                         Why? Uh, I mean, hi.

                                   ANDREW
                         Breaking and entering is a crime
                         you know.
                             (beat)
                         But as you're bigger and stronger
                         than me we'll let it slide.

                                   JACKSON
                         The door was open... I didn't think
                         anyone would mind.

                                   XANDER
                         No, we love virtual strangers
                         coming inside our house.

                                   BUFFY
                         Xander. Down.
                             (to Jackson)
                         What can you do for me? I mean,
                         what can I do for you?

                                   JACKSON
                         Actually I was here to see Xander.

                                   XANDER
                         Me?

                                   BUFFY
                         Him?

               Jackson hands Xander a small business card.

                                   XANDER
                         What is this?

                                   JACKSON
                         A friend sent it to me when I told
                         him about your eye.
                             (beat)
                         This surgeon is supposed to be the
                         best you'll find. I'm sure he could
                         help you out.

                                   XANDER
                         Oh. The one eyed guy gets the
                         sympathy from the guy who can
                         afford to wear suits and drive
                         flash cars.

                                   JACKSON
                         I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend-

                                   XANDER
                             (interrupting)
                         I'm kidding!

               Xander walks passed Buffy.

                                   XANDER (cont'd)
                             (whispers)
                         I like him.

               He exits. Buffy smiles at Jackson, then turns to Andrew,
               leaning forward, as not to miss any exchange.

                                   BUFFY
                         Andrew, don't you have that thing
                         to do?

                                   ANDREW
                         No. I have no thing. I'm thingless.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay. Get out. 

               Andrew rolls his eyes.

                                   ANDREW
                         Fine.

               He stands and prepares to exit.

                                   BUFFY
                         And the camera.

                                   ANDREW
                             (to himself)
                         Damnit!

               He goes back to the sofa and digs out the camcorder, propped
               up by the cushion. He lowers his head as he leaves. Jackson
               gives him a perplexing look, then back to Buffy. She's
               standing, hand on hip, shaking back her hair. Her almost
               seductive look falls upon him.

                                   BUFFY
                         So, was that all?

                                   JACKSON
                         Pretty much, yeah.

                                   BUFFY
                         Right. Okay.

                                   JACKSON
                         Actually. I was going to ask you on
                         a date but then I saw you and felt
                         a little nervous so I opted not to.

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh... well, I'd say yes.

                                   JACKSON
                         Really?

                                   BUFFY
                         Totally.

                                   JACKSON
                         Well now I'm less nervous. 

               Silence.

                                   JACKSON (cont'd)
                         Oh, right. You want to maybe go on
                         a date with me?

                                   BUFFY
                         Why Mr Shaw, you're so romantic. 

               He hesitates.

                                   JACKSON
                             (unsure)
                         Was that a yes?

                                   BUFFY
                         That was a yes.

                                   JACKSON
                         Does seven o'clock tonight sound
                         good?

                                   BUFFY
                         I'll have to check my schedule.
                             (quickly)
                         Yep. That sounds great.

                                   JACKSON
                         Great. I'll, pick you up. Unless
                         you don't like the man picking the
                         woman up. You can drive by and pick
                         me up if you want.

                                   BUFFY
                         Drive? No. Me and driving are like
                         kids and matches. We don't mix.

                                   JACKSON
                         Okay. Here it is. I'll see you
                         later, Buffy.

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah. Later... Jackson.

               They exchange brief smiles as he exits. She stands, watching,
               then looks back at the empty room.

                                   BUFFY 
                         Or... it was a full house.

                                                                CUT TO:

        12     INT. CLEVELAND HIGH - CORRIDORS                         12

               Dawn is walking through the masses of students. She makes her
               way to her locker and opens it, pulling out some books.

                                   JODY
                         Hey!

               Dawn JUMPS back and drops the books.

                                   DAWN
                         Do you do that on purpose?

                                   JODY
                         Sorry, Dawn.

               They both kneel down to pick the books up, then return to
               their upright positions.

                                   DAWN
                         So, you're still speaking to me.

                                   JODY
                         Sure. Why wouldn't I be?

                                   DAWN
                         Well, last night...

                                   JODY
                         With the vampire?

                                   DAWN
                         Yes, lets shout so everybody at my
                         new school thinks I'm crazy.

                                   JODY
                         Sorry. But that was a vampire,
                         right?

                                   DAWN
                         Yeah. Welcome to my life.

                                   JODY
                         It's cool. There's really vampires?
                         That's like, "whoa."

                                   DAWN
                         Uh huh, you're new to it all. Wait
                         for the pain, the death, the
                         friends going evil. Really, it's
                         not so much "whoa" as it is "damn,
                         shoulda gotten out sooner while I
                         had the chance."

                                   JODY
                         But you... that vamp was scared of
                         you.

                                   DAWN
                             (quickly)
                         No it wasn't!
                             (beat)
                         I mean, it probably thought I was a
                         Slayer or something.

                                   JODY
                         Slayer?

                                   DAWN
                         This is gonna take a lot of
                         explaining, isn't it?

                                   JODY
                         I think maybe yeah.

                                                                CUT TO:

        13     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - DINING ROOM                    13

               Buffy is sitting at the table, tapping away at the laptop.
               Willow enters.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey.

                                   BUFFY
                         Anya finally woke you up, huh?

                                   WILLOW
                         She... interrupted...
                             (beat)
                         Hey. Look at you on the computer.

                                   BUFFY
                         I know. It's like I'm starting a
                         new chapter of my life. Getting
                         qualifications. Working the
                         computer.
                             (proudly)
                         Getting a date.

                                   WILLOW
                         You have a date? With Jackson? I
                         mean, of course it's with Jackson.
                             (beat)
                         It is Jackson, right?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yes it's Jackson. We're going out
                         tonight at seven.

                                   WILLOW
                         For "coffee?"

                                   BUFFY
                         No. It's officially a date. A much
                         needed date with a not evil man.
                             (beat)
                         Oh, God, I bet he's evil.

                                   WILLOW
                         No, no. He's not.

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh, he so is. Evil men attract
                         themselves to me. I'm like an evil
                         magnet.
                             (beat)
                         I'm like Xander.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey. He was with Cordelia and she
                         wasn't... okay, she was pretty evil
                         in her day. But you went on a date
                         with Robin last year and he wasn't
                         evil.

                                   BUFFY
                         I guess. But then he hooked up with
                         Faith and she was evil.

                                   WILLOW
                         You heard much from them?

                                   BUFFY
                         Giles said they were in France
                         searching for new Slayers.

                                   ANYA (V.O)
                         You can't hit me, Kennedy, you
                         idiot.

               Buffy and Willow look towards the door that leads up to the
               stairs, where Anya's voice is coming from.

                                   WILLOW
                         Boy, it's good to have her back.

                                   ANYA (V.O)
                         Hey. Stop that! No! You horrid
                         girl!

               Kennedy comes down the stairs, followed by a much annoyed
               Anya. Kennedy, still bruised, is holding a stuffed animal - a
               bunny.

                                   KENNEDY
                         She wouldn't get out.

                                   ANYA
                         She was waving that thing at me!
                         She knows I hate them. 

               Willow moves to Kennedy.

                                   WILLOW
                         You sure you should be out of bed?

                                   KENNEDY
                         Not much choice with the Patrick
                         Swayze wannabe here.

                                   ANYA
                         Hey!

               Kennedy takes a seat as Willow stands behind her, hands on
               Kennedy's shoulders.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey, where's Xander?

                                                                CUT TO:

        14     INT. KAVORSKI AND HULL - OPERATING THEATER - NIGHT      14

               The room is dim. The camera pans to put Xander in frame. He's
               lying on the bed, a sheet covering his body.

               A light scans over his eye as DOCTOR KAVORSKI looks around at
               the computer screen.

                                   XANDER
                         Is there... any anesthetic?

                                   KAVORSKI
                         Don't worry, Mr Harris.

                                   XANDER
                             (nervous)
                         Worry, me? No. No.
                             (beat)
                         It's just, you know. You haven't
                         asked for payment details, you
                         haven't told me what it is you're
                         exactly going to be doing... I came
                         here an hour ago and you're
                         operating straight away...
                             (beat)
                         I'm not worried.

                                   KAVORSKI
                         We had a cancellation. You're
                         lucky.

                                   XANDER
                         Yeah. Heh, lucky.

               Kavorski places a mask over Xander's mouth and turns the gas
               on. He adjusts the light, then looks back to him.

                                   KAVORSKI
                         Now, I'd like you to count back
                         from ten.

                                   XANDER
                         Back from ten? Okay. I can do that.
                             (beat)
                         Ten. Nine. Eight. Se...ven... Si-

               He's out. Kavorski moves to Xander and pulls up his arm, then
               lets it drop, just to make sure he's unconscious. His hand
               moves into a cabinet and he pulls out a glass jar. 

               Inside is an EYE, floating in some kind of fluid. Kavorski
               undoes the lid and waves his open hand above it, closing his
               eyes.

                                   KAVORSKI
                             (chants)
                         I poteri di sopra invito il thee.
                         Riempire il nullo con questi sono
                         guastarti degli occhi e hanno
                         lasciato il corpo vede con le viste
                         nuove.

               The jar begins to shake as the eye levitates on its own. It
               soon ascends and swiftly moves to Xander, sinking into his
               eye socket. Kavorski grins.

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                   END OF ACT TWO
                                      ACT THREE

                                                               FADE IN:

        15     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE - NIGHT                 15

               Willow, Andrew, and Kennedy are all sitting down, books and
               laptops in their laps. Anya is pacing the room.

                                   KENNEDY
                         Would you stop doing that?

                                   ANYA
                         I can't. I need to know why I'm
                         here.

                                   ANDREW
                         Xander said it was because you were
                         being punished.

                                   KENNEDY
                         Or to punish us.

                                   ANYA
                         What does Xander know? He's just
                         a...
                             (beat)
                         And why isn't he home yet?

                                   WILLOW
                         Yeah. He should be back by now.

                                   KENNEDY
                         Maybe they couldn't help him at the
                         clinic.

                                   ANDREW
                         Poor Xander.

                                   ANYA
                         Hey, hey, hey! No time to worry
                         about him. We need to fix my
                         problem. I can't even make myself
                         something to eat.

                                   ANDREW
                         Do ghosts need to eat?

                                   ANYA
                         It's not just that. Willow and
                         Kennedy have totally been having
                         sex and I want some too.

                                   KENNEDY
                         Have you been spying on us?

                                   ANYA
                         I wouldn't call it spying...

               Dawn enters and closes the door behind her. She looks to see
               everyone.

                                   DAWN
                         Researching?

                                   WILLOW, KENNEDY, & ANDREW
                         Researching.

                                   DAWN
                         Oh, yay.

                                   ANYA
                         Quick, Dawn. The more people on the
                         wagon, the quicker I can ascend to
                         a higher level of existence.

                                   KENNEDY
                         Or lower.

                                   ANYA
                         I'm not evil.

                                   KENNEDY
                         You killed people.

                                   ANYA
                         So did Willow! 

               Willow looks extremely uncomfortable.

                                   ANDREW
                         Hey. How come you can walk on the
                         floor and go up the stairs but you
                         go through walls?

                                   ANYA
                         I don't know. If people were
                         researching instead of yapping all
                         the time then we would know.

               Dawn throws her bag down and grabs a book. She is about to
               sit when she sees Buffy, all sexed up in a very flattering
               outfit. Everyone turns to her in amazement.

                                   WILLOW
                         Buffy...

                                   ANDREW
                         I dream of this moment some nights. 

               Everyone glares at him.

                                   ANDREW (cont'd)
                         I mean...

               He doesn't continue. Dawn looks to Buffy.

                                   DAWN
                         Decided to glam the patrolling up a
                         few hundred notches?

                                   BUFFY
                         I have a date.

                                   DAWN
                         You have a date? Buffy! No more
                         vampires for you!

                                   BUFFY
                         He's not a vampire... for once. And
                         I've been out with lots of guys who
                         haven't been vampires. Riley...
                             (quickly)
                         And anyway, it's Jackson.

                                   ANYA
                         That's great, Buffy. It's great
                         that you've been able to set
                         yourself up with a new man while
                         I'm in spiritual and emotional
                         pain.
                             (to the others)
                         I don't hear any pages turning! 

               There's a KNOCK at the door.

                                   BUFFY
                         That's Jackson. Do I look okay?

                                   WILLOW
                         You look...

               Kennedy shoots her a look.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         Dandy. You look dandy.

               Willow lowers her gaze to the book. Dawn goes to the door and
               opens it, revealing Jackson, very smartly dressed and looking
               as hot as ever.

                                   JACKSON
                         Hey, Dawn. Is Buf-

               He peers through the doorway and sees Buffy. He's in complete
               shock.

                                   JACKSON (cont'd)
                         Holy-

                                   DAWN
                         Jackson. You want me to pick that
                         jaw up for you?

               He quickly snaps out of his trance and regains himself. He
               offers his hand to Buffy.

                                   JACKSON
                         You ready to go?

                                   BUFFY
                         Sure.
                             (to Dawn)
                         Don't wait up.

                                   DAWN
                             (playfully)
                         Okay.

                                   BUFFY
                         No. Seriously. Don't.

               She and Jackson exit. Dawn closes the door and returns to the
               gang.

                                   ANDREW
                         Jackson's so lucky. They're like
                         Riker and Troi.

                                   ANYA
                         Yes. How sweet.
                             (annoyed)
                         Now can we please deal with my
                         pain?

                                   DAWN
                         Okay. Watcher junior is on the
                         case.

                                   ANYA
                         Oh, like you're any use at all.

               She storms off, giving up on trying to motivate them all.
               Dawn is a little hurt by the comment but still takes a seat
               and digs into the book.

                                   KENNEDY
                         What's her trauma?

                                                                CUT TO:
[top | previous | next]

Script created with Final Draft by Final Draft, Inc.