buffy8x06
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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

         1     INT. BUFFY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT                             1

               Dark and spooky. Moonlight shoots shadows into the room. We
               float through the eerie silence out into:

         2     INT. BUFFY'S HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS                        2

               The front door can barely be made out. MUTED VOICES just
               ahead. Then a window CRASHES. A bevy of SCREAMS. Rush down
               the hallway to:

         3     INT. BUFFY'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS                    3

               Cast in the glow of the television the Slayerettes are mostly
               in various stages of cringing. XANDER, DAWN, and ANDREW sit
               on the couch in fearful contortions. BUFFY'S crosslegged on
               the floor unphased. KENNEDY and WILLOW clutch each other on
               the recliner. ANYA lingers nearby. 

               Another flash from the television and Dawn lets out a
               whimper. Buffy stares hard at the TV, studying.

                                   BUFFY
                         She'd make a great Slayer.

                                   DAWN
                         She cut the guy's arm off!

                                   BUFFY
                         But the precision she did it with.
                         Plus she kinda had to.

                                   DAWN
                         She cut the guy's arm off!

                                   XANDER
                         Only before she beheaded him.

                                   DAWN
                             (small voice)
                         She cut his head off too?

                                   XANDER
                         It was kind of an implied off
                         screen thing.

               Andrew tilts his head to look at the screen.

                                   ANDREW
                         The infected don't shamble enough.

                                   XANDER
                         I have to agree. Nymphomaniac
                         cheerleaders, they should run fast.
                         But zombies -- shambling's half
                         their charm.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay, I just got an insight into
                         your personal life I did not need.

                                   ANYA
                         I cursed someone once so that his
                         nagging mother-in-law came back as
                         a zombie. Kind of a disappointment.
                         I wish the real ones were more
                         crafty and vicious.

               Everyone takes a moment to turn and glare at Anya. Then they
               all chuck popcorn through her.

                                   BUFFY/XANDER/WILLOW/DAWN/KENNEDY
                         JINX!

         4     EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT                                   4

               Moving overhead, ancient oaks, tombs so worn their occupants
               have been forgotten. The CLINK of shovels. Down through some
               branches to see: WILLIS, wearing a suit minus jacket with
               sleeves rolled up and tie thrown over his shoulder. 

               He's whistling "I've Been Working On the Railroad" while
               tearing out chunks of earth with his pickax. Similarly
               dressed yuppie fellows are digging up other graves nearby.

                                   FATHER (O.S.)
                         Excuse me son.

               Willis turns from his work to see an aged old priest standing
               nearby holding a lantern.

                                   FATHER
                         What are you boys doing? 

               Willis steps out of the hole he's part way sunk into. Pickax
               over his shoulder.

                                   WILLIS
                         We're digging father.

                                   FATHER
                         Who told you to dig here? What's
                         going on?

                                   WILLIS
                         So many fascinating questions in
                         this world and Catholics still
                         bother with the simple ones. 

               Willis drive's his pickax into the priest's forehead who
               crumples to the ground dead. 

               Willis jumps back into the shallow hole. Keeps on whistling,
               keeps on digging.

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

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         5     INT. DINER - MORNING                                     5

               The bustle of the breakfast crowd, bright and early. Willis
               walks in like he owns place, dapper well dressed and all dat.
               He slides into a booth with two of his fellow diggers, THOMAS
               two pounds short of being an entire offensive line and KYLE,
               orange haired frazzle who looks like his life consists of one
               unending caffeine fix. Both are suit and tied as well.

                                   WILLIS
                         Hello gentleman, everyone sleep
                         cozy?

                                   KYLE
                         Sleep? Like we sleep.

                                   THOMAS
                         What's with this required six A.M.
                         breakfast fun? I don't think
                         heavenly father got up this early
                         unless it was to be tortured. 

               Willis picks up a menu, flips through.

                                   WILLIS
                         Then consider it your daily
                         suffering for our good work.

                                   THOMAS
                         I need sleep.

                                   WILLIS
                         You can sleep when you're dead.

                                   THOMAS
                         Only if you two let me.

                                   WILLIS
                         Exactly. How are our new recruits
                         Kyle?

                                   KYLE
                         Um, they're kind of disoriented,
                         you know, not with the program yet.
                         But, chanting, I've done some
                         chanting and I think they'll come
                         around.

                                   WILLIS
                         Can we have them on the line by
                         this afternoon?

                                   KYLE
                         Doable doable. Definitely, I think,
                         we can do that.

                                   WILLIS
                         I want them out in the
                         neighborhoods as soon as possible.
                         You help him Thomas.

                                   THOMAS
                             (sighs)
                         You know I hate clocking in the
                         newsies. All that concentration and
                         those gosh darn herbs mess with my
                         allergies.

                                   WILLIS
                         We each make our sacrifices.

                                   THOMAS
                         What will you be doing?

                                   WILLIS
                         Scoping out new meat.

         6     INT. DAWN'S ROOM - MORNING                               6

               The alarm clock on her bedstand JANGLES She reaches over and
               CLICKS it off. Hops out of bed disturbingly perky. She wears
               pajama pants and a baby T with a rainbow snake on it. 

               Stretches her arms above her head, the bottom of her T
               sliding up to reveal her tummy scars in the mirror. She
               notices and rolls her eyes.

         7     INT. DAWN'S BATHROOM - LATER                             7

               The shower's running and steam floats through the room. Her
               reflection in the mirror is blurred over with condensation.
               She draws a little flower with her finger.

                On her shoulder blades as she pulls her shirt off over her
               head. Fresh pink scars adorn her back but she doesn't notice.

               She steps into the shower and closes the frosted glass door
               behind her.

                                                                CUT TO:

         8     INT. BLACKNESS                                           8

               The locker door opens and we're looking out at Dawn's pretty
               face.

         9     INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY                           9

               Dawn gathers her books for first period. JODY slides up next
               to her.

                                   JODY
                         Hey Dawn, how are you?

                                   DAWN
                         Feeling like someone spiked my
                         Cheerios with the happy.

                                   JODY
                         Excellent, what'd you do last
                         night?

                                   DAWN
                         I saw a penis.

               Jody looks more than a bit flummoxed for a few beats.

                                   JODY
                         Yeah, um, that's well...
                         educational I guess.

                                   DAWN
                         My sister showed me. 

               His jaw gesticulates a bit but no sounds come out. Dawn
               gathers the last of her books and shuts her locker. She leans
               in and kisses him on the cheek.

                                   DAWN (cont'd)
                         You're cute when you're confused. 

               She steps past him and heads down the hall. He turns to watch
               her go, still struggling to find the words. 

               EXT. GRAVEYARD - DAY

               Buffy's got her snazzy work suit on. She trudges up a muddy
               incline in heels. Her Slayerness makes it look almost
               gracious. 

               She slips past a rather robust mausoleum to find Willow who
               stands inside a police tape perimeter amidst a dozen or so
               empty graves. Each has a open coffin still in the bottom.

                                   BUFFY
                         Great way to spend a lunch hour.

                                   WILLOW
                         I'm thinking we should stop
                         watching the news altogether. And
                         cancel the paper. And bury our
                         heads in the sand.

                                   BUFFY
                         These people probably thought
                         they'd be safe underground too.
                         Imagine their surprise to get dug
                         up.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hmm, I don't feel any bad
                         magicks...

                                   BUFFY
                         I'm sensing a but.

                                   WILLOW
                         I don't feel anything, that's the
                         big but. Not the grass or the
                         trees. Nada. It's like everywhere
                         around here someone hit life's mute
                         button.

                                   BUFFY
                         It is a graveyard. Did you check
                         any of the coffins?

                                   WILLOW
                         And steal all the fun from the
                         Slayer. Why would I go and do that? 

               Buffy gives her a "you smarmy vixen" look. Looks at her work
               clothes, shrugs, then hops down into one of the ditches. 

               She examines the inside of the coffin. Inside the lid she see
               two grimy palm prints on the fabric liner.

                                   BUFFY
                         Welcome to zombie fun time hour.

               With one heave Buffy leaps straight up and out of the grave
               for a perfect ten landing.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Coffin opened from the inside.
                         Thinking it's magic after all.
                         Either that or the occupant had a
                         hundred year hangover. 

               Willow kneels down at the edge of the grave. She runs her
               hands through a clump of grass.

                                   WILLOW
                         This close and I only feel twinges.
                         That's a pretty impressive glamour.

                                   BUFFY
                         Can you see through it?

                                   WILLOW
                         Some time and a little fun
                         chanting, I should be able to crack
                         it. 

               She grabs some of the dirt from the ground. Drops clumps of
               it back into the hole.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         Does it ever strike you as weird,
                         Buffy? Everything we do brings us
                         back to death.

                                   BUFFY
                         It's far from comforting if that's
                         what you mean.

                                   WILLOW
                         We're the front lines or sometimes
                         the only lines. Okay, big pressure,
                         freaking myself out. Having the
                         power over life and death. Not
                         quite the reassuring gig you'd
                         expect it to be is it?

                                   BUFFY
                         I wouldn't know.

               Willow makes a little Willow noise.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         I protect people sure, save their
                         lives even. I use death. But you
                         can touch life, reach into it and
                         guide it home when it's lost.

                                   WILLOW
                         When I brought you back I had
                         Xander and Anya and -- We did it
                         together is all.

                                   BUFFY
                         You can play coy Wicca with the
                         others Will. I'm the Slayer, I know
                         power. We do not walk in this
                         world. We're visitors intruding. I
                         fight and I've died protecting a
                         humanity I can never really be a
                         part of. Because I was Chosen. I've
                         lived through death and the more I
                         see of what you can do, the more
                         I'm convinced you will too.

                                   WILLOW
                         I won't.

                                   BUFFY
                         We'll see.

               Willow's a tad flustered. She plops her butt down into the
               dirt.

                                   WILLOW
                         I need to chant.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay, speechifying done. You know
                         by now we've probably read all
                         hundred and one twisted things to
                         do with a corpse. Wonder what these
                         are for?

                                   WILLOW
                         Let's hope a friendly picnic.

        10     INT. JACKSON'S FOYER - DAY                              10

               Jackson opens the door to reveal the priest from the teaser.
               He appears unblemished and now wears a suit like a man in
               black.

                                   FATHER
                         Hello son. May I come in?

                                   JACKSON
                         Sure thing, Father. 

               The man in black steps inside and Jackson closes the door.

                                   FATHER
                         Tell me, have you accepted Jesus
                         into your life?

               Jackson's face scrunches in confusion.

                                   JACKSON
                         Father Donovan, you baptized me.
                         You presided over my confirmation. 

               Father looks at him blankly.

                                   JACKSON (cont'd)
                         It's Jackson. Don't you remember
                         me? Or my sister?

                                   FATHER
                         Did you know that Christ came to
                         America?

                                   JACKSON
                         What happened to you? Where's your
                         collar?

                                   FATHER
                         These aren't the questions you
                         should be asking, son. Greater
                         things await. Even for someone like
                         you.

                                   JACKSON
                         Someone like me?

                                   FATHER
                         A cursed Lamanite who's skin is
                         burned to show his rebellious and
                         violent nature. I offer you a
                         chance for redemption from your
                         wicked heritage.

               Jackson's hit pretty hard by Father's comment.

                                   JACKSON
                         You told me love "bears all things,
                         believes all things, hopes all
                         things, endures all things." Even
                         madness. That helped me.

                                   FATHER
                         It must have been a different time.
                         I was wrong.

                                   JACKSON
                         Get out of my house.

                                   FATHER
                         Son, don't turn your back on God.

                                   JACKSON
                         I'm only following your example.
                         Get out!

        11     EXT. GRAVEYARD - DAY                                    11

               Buffy's no longer around. Willow sits in the lotus position
               at the edge of an open grave, her hands folded in her lap. An
               echoing hum emanates from her. 

               Willow stares down in the grave. The shadows, dark and deep,
               begin to separate and take on lighter tones. The hand prints
               on the inside lid shimmer. She gazes around the graveyard and
               all the colors are muted shades of grey. 

               She stands, watches the black and white world she sees.
               Catches sight of a glimmer of yellow wiggling in the grass
               nearby. Moves closer to see what looks like a shimmering kite
               string. 

               Though there's no wind, it lifts and hovers a few feet off
               the ground.
               Willow's eyes follow one end of it to where it touches the
               grass again. It snakes through tombstones beckoning her to
               follow. Willow starts moving along the string.

        12     EXT. GRAVEYARD GATES - MOMENTS LATER                    12

               She opens the creaking rusty gates and slips through
               following the yellow string. In places the string hovers,
               other sections wind across the pavement. 

               People move along the sidewalk in their day to day business.
               Each person has a pulsing yellow light within them. She keeps
               following the string.

        13     INT. SOUP KITCHEN - DAY                                 13

               A wide tableau of a run down industrial space. A few dozen
               men in black sit at long rickety tables. A variety of
               slurping noises come from them devouring their lunch.

        14     INT. SOUP KITCHEN - KITCHEN - DAY                       14

               Our three cafe baddies all have their suit jackets off and
               aprons on. Several huge soup cisterns simmer on the stove.
               They stand in front of the serving counter.

                                   WILLIS
                         Pretty good neuron overall.

                                   KYLE
                         Not enough.
                             (mumbles, counts on his
                              fingers)
                         Lunch definitely covered. Dinner,
                         maybe half if we're lucky.

                                   WILLIS
                         I went all over town to get that
                         much. Ration them.

                                   KYLE
                         Can't. Indoctrination simple.
                         Maintaining it -- the longer they
                         go, the more they think, the more
                         they think the more they need. They
                         gobble more and more to keep the
                         same pathways active, to let us
                         control them.

               Willis steps up, thrusts his finger against Kyle's chest.

                                   WILLIS
                         Joseph Smith got close. I'll go all
                         the way. We'll fix this.

                                   THOMAS
                         How?

                                   WILLIS
                         I don't know. What are the Baptists
                         doing this evening?

                                   THOMAS
                         You're not funny.

                                   WILLIS
                         Am I laughing?

               A moment as his words sink in.

                                   WILLIS (cont'd)
                         You want to spend your life under
                         the yoke...
                             (points upwards)
                         ...of el goody two shoes, enjoy.
                         But already we've transcended His
                         barriers. We resurrected these
                         people to live the word how it
                         should be.

                                   THOMAS
                         What about that priest you killed?
                         Last time I checked Catholics are
                         Christians too.

                                   WILLIS
                         Following an imperfect line of
                         dogma. He could not realize the
                         full truth. Now he's become part of
                         it. We know because we were taught
                         we can become gods if we have the
                         power and perseverance to seize it.

                                   THOMAS
                         And mass murder.

                                   WILLIS
                         Sodom, Gomora. Stepping stones.
                         Punishment. He's killed to mold the
                         world to his vision. We can do the
                         same.

        15     INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY                                    15

               Willow stands in front; the yellow string hovering around her
               feet. The warehouse is rather nondescript and pretty scummy
               looking, especially in tones of grey she sees.

                                   MAN IN BLACK (O.S.)
                         Late for lunch. So hungry. 

               She barely catches a glimpse of him as he rushes past her
               through the door.
               Willow looks at the ground, the yellow string she followed is
               no longer there. She takes a deep breath and pulls the door
               open.

        16     INT. SOUP KITCHEN - KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS                16

                                   THOMAS
                         So, what, we just crash some prayer
                         meeting?

                                   WILLIS
                         That would do.

                                   KYLE
                         Mathematically speaking it makes
                         total sense. Big city lots of
                         wrongful just not teaching the
                         right way to God kind of places.
                         Low security no one expecting it;
                         no risk max reward; our
                         shepherdship continues.

               The mib from outside walks up and scrapes his hand across the
               counter.

                                   MAN IN BLACK
                         Hungry, very hungry. 

               Willis grabs a bowl and ladles out some nasty look gray soup
               into it. He walks over and hands it to the mib who eyes it
               lustily and walks off.

                                   THOMAS
                         We've scoped out the opposition
                         around here. Which place looks the
                         best.

               Willis keeps staring out past the serving counter.

                                   WILLIS
                         I see a girl.

                                   THOMAS
                         Focus Willis. You're our heavenly
                         father with the plan remember.

                                   WILLIS
                         We don't dig up girls. 

               The other two rush to the counter and look out.

                                   WILLIS (cont'd)
                         I'll deal with her.

        17     INT. SOUP KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS                          17

               Willow wanders in a daze amidst the crowd. From her
               perspective the grey world is filled with pulsing light
               emanating from inside the people eating. 

               Their lights appear weaker than the people she saw along the
               street. Yellow chords are wrapped thickly around each
               person's neck and droop to the ground in long gooey lines.
               The ethereal strings tangle across the ground everywhere 

               Willow steps. Willow watches the shimmering kite strings
               begin to sway and move.

                                   WILLIS (O.S.)
                         Hello miss. What can I do for you? 

               Willow doesn't look at him at first, she's still studying the
               strings, following the icky lines of them with her eyes. They
               seem to converge. She looks up. 

               Everything shows in Willow's expression. The lines of her
               face crack, terror unbound. Her eyes shift to the crowd. 

               Everyone stares at her with their mouths hanging open. Their
               lips not moving, shrieks fill her head.

                                   CHILDLIKE (V.O.)
                         Help us! 

                                   GROGGY (V.O.) 
                         Stop him...

                                   PATHETIC (V.O.)
                         He won't let us rest. 

                                   MANIC (V.O.) 
                         I can't move! I CAN'T
                         MOVE!

               She clamps her hands to her ears.

                                   WILLOW
                             (her scream echoing both
                              in her mind and out)
                         XANDER!

               She tries to turn but stumbles, smashes her knee hard on the
               industrial tile floor. Her feet SQUEAK on the tile. She
               scrambles and bolts out the door. 

               Willis wears a scowl. Four mibs from the crowd stand around
               him now.

                                   WILLIS
                         You want a brain? Taste that one. 

               He points and they tear out the door after Willow.

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

        18     INT. BUFFY'S LIVING ROOM - DAY                          18

               Xander's sprawled out in the arm chair sleeping. His arms
               hang over the edges, a remote in one hand. He shudders
               violently awake, the remote CLACKS to the floor.

                                   XANDER
                         Willow?!

               He jumps up and looks around catching his bearing.

                                   XANDER (cont'd)
                         Weird dreams.

               He wobbles on his feet. Blinks hard and grabs his head.

        19     EXT. CITY STREET - DAY                                  19

               SCRAMBLING POV

               Silent, only images that are scratched and slightly blurred.
               Willow's feet hitting the pavement as she runs. Looks behind
               her to see four men in dark suits chasing her.

        20     INT. BUFFY'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS                   20

               Xander covers his left eye with his hand. He gazes around the
               room. Everything appears as normal and boring as usual. He
               covers his right eye and opens his left.

        21     EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS                           21

               SCRAMBLING POV

               running, turns a corner. Glimpse of crossed street signs on a
               pole: Euclid Ave and Knowles St.

        22     EXT. BUFFY'S PORCH/STREET - CONTINUOUS                  22

               Xander throws the door open and runs out. One hand covers his
               left eye, the other holds a baseball bat. A thirty-something
               man in black walks along the sidewalk. Xander rushes past to
               his car.

                                   MAN IN BLACK
                         Excuse me, may I have a moment? 

               Xander's in mid-fumble between the bat, his keys, and
               avoiding vertigo by covering his left eye.

                                   XANDER
                         Sorry, gotta go.

               He gets the door open and hops in the car. The mib heads up
               the walk. Xander tears off.

        23     INT. BUFFY'S FOYER/PORCH - CONTINUOUS                   23

               Andrew comes down the stairs to find the front door hanging
               open.

                                   ANDREW
                             (calling out)
                         Global warming! Am I the only one
                         here who respects inside outside
                         boundaries?

               He shuts the door but it catches on something before it
               closes.

                                   MAN IN BLACK (O.S.)
                         Ow! Okay, that hurt. 

               Andrew opens the door to find the mib hopping and grabbing
               his foot.

                                   ANDREW
                         Welcome, to Casa de Summers. I can
                         say that because I've been to
                         Mexico.

                                   MAN IN BLACK
                         It's good to travel.
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