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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

         1     EXT. JUNGLE. DAY                                         1

               We're following a river, whooshing by beneath us, powerful
               torrents. Sailing along it, then pulling up and above to
               start whishing along the treetops, blurred green. It gives
               way to rocks, charred, jagged. 

               Zooming up the slope till the rocks break into a crevice.
               Lava boils within. Hovering a moment, floating across the
               waves of heat. 

               Then shooting down the other side of the mountain at ground
               level. Faster and faster, breaking into the jungle on the
               other side, leaves smacking against the view, we emerge into:

         2     EXT. DESERTED VILLAGE. DAY.                              2

               Floating in the quiet. Crude wood houses on stilts,
               weatherworn, haggard. We snake through the tall grass. A
               twinge of red up ahead. Moving faster again, grass knocking
               out of our way. The grass ends in a scorched area. 

               Swoop up and over WILLOW, curled on her side in the foetal
               position. She's asleep inside the wide charred circle sucking
               on her thumb. 

               She twitches awake. Lifts her head, looks around groggy.
               Notices she still has her thumb in her mouth. Yanks it out,
               makes a face.

               She stands and surveys her surroundings. Cautiously she
               approaches one of the ladders that leads up to a house. She
               reaches out to grab the ladder. 

               A loud SCREECH! reverberates through, a THUMP shakes her and
               everything around her. BRANCHES BREAK nearby. Willow
               scrambles back. A massive demonic SNAKE HEAD crests the
               jungle canopy by the village. 

               Willow gawks in mute shock at the enormous creature.

                                   WILLOW 
                         Woah! Uh, Expedium!

               She tears off into the jungle hyper-fast. The snake ROARS and
               SMASHES into the trees after her.

         3     EXT. JUNGLE. DAY.                                        3

               Willow struggles to dodge trees and branches as her speed
               builds. The more she fights it the faster she gets.

               She trips with a shout and goes tumbling across the jungle
               floor, coming to a stop in an undignified heap.

                                   WILLOW 
                         Okay magic, little too much around
                         here to run through..

               She finds herself underneath a massive oak tree, the base
               over fifty feet across. Willow gazes along the trunk that
               stretches beyond sight past the jungle canopy. 

               Another SCREECH comes from somewhere behind. Willow scrambles
               to the trunk base. Grips into the thick divots of the tree's
               bark. Starts to climb.

                                                            CONTINUOUS:

         4     EXT. JUNGLE - TREE. DAY.                                 4

               She's a good forty feet up along the trunk as we hear normal
               size trees TIMBER down somewhere beneath her.

               The demon snake slithers into view.

               Panicky, Willow tries to climb faster, but she gets sloppy,
               not gaining solid footholds, and the going is slower. The
               demon snake coils itself around the trunk and climbs. 

               Going much faster, it catches up to her in no time. Its head
               reaches her level. It pulls back ready to pounce. 

               The snake almost looks like its smiling, but before it can
               bite an apple thrown from below bops the snake on the nose.
               It lets out a WHIMPER, shifts it head and looks down.

               TATTLES, a little girl with tangled brown hair and scuffed
               overalls stands with hands on her hips at the trunk base. She
               glowers at the demon beast.

                                   TATTLES
                         What are you doing up there? 

               The demon makes a hurt noise that sounds surprisingly like
               "Who me?"

                                   TATTLES (cont'd)
                         Get right down here. You know your
                         place. 

               The demon lowers its head and skulks back down the trunk. It
               sidles up near her like an obsequious puppy.

                                   TATTLES (cont'd)
                         My brother drew this page, and you
                         aren't about to change it!
                             (stomps her foot and
                              points)
                         Go back to the village and wait. 

               Sullen, the snake slithers back into the jungle, more
               CRASHING TREES accompany its departure.

                                   TATTLES (cont'd)
                         Sorry about her. She gets uppity
                         sometimes, like Ascending makes her
                         all that or something.

                                   WILLOW
                             (still very confused)
                         That wasn't the Mayor of Sunnydale?

                                   TATTLES
                             (giggles)
                         Gosh no, we're way before that. I'm
                         Tattles. Come down, Teach. I'll
                         tell you all about it.

                                   WILLOW
                         Big snake afraid of little girl?
                         Feeling kind of safer in the tree.

               Tattles skips over to where her apple fell. Dusts it off.
               Holds it up in Willow's direction, shakes it.

                                   TATTLES
                         I got a shiny apple for you.. 

               A MASSIVE ERUPTION echoes from a few miles away. Wind RUSTLES
               the trees.

                                   TATTLES (cont'd)
                         Besides, it'd be sad if the lava
                         ate you too.

                                   WILLOW
                         Lava?!?
                             (beat)
                         What about the snake?

                                   TATTLES
                         She's going to take a nap. She did
                         eat a whole village. That much red
                         meat would make anybody sleepy! But
                         the lava gobbles her every time.

                                   WILLOW
                         You're not going to eat me.. are
                         you?

                                   TATTLES
                         Golly no, you're way too stringy.
                             (off Willow's look)
                         Just kidding, you're plump and
                         juicy.
                             (off Willow's even more
                              wiggy look)
                         Geez, humanity must have no sense
                         of humor anymore. Come on, hurry
                         up! 

               Tattles skips off into the jungle. Willow watches her go, a
               look of extreme confusion on her face. She glances upwards,
               and the camera pans up to take in the beautiful sunny sky of
               wherever this place is, and we DISSOLVE TO:

         5     INT. HOTEL ROOM. DAY.                                    5

               INSERT: THREE HOURS EARLIER

               The room is an organised mess. We're looking through a window
               on a similarly sunny sky, but as we pan across and into the
               room we can tell we're back on Earth. The door to the
               bathroom is ajar, and we can hear the tap running.

         6     INT. BATHROOM. DAY                                       6

               FAITH stands above the sink. Her arms either side, she stares
               down at the slowly rising water. 

               Then, like a flash, she strikes out, SMASHING her fist into
               the mirror. Her hand bloody, she stops, and starts to breathe
               heavily. A small voice from behind startles her.

                                   VI (O.S.)
                         Faith? You okay in there? 

               Faith turns around and we see VI, a redheaded ex-Potential,
               now a fully fledged Slayer, poke her head into the bathroom.

                                   VI (cont'd)
                         Is everything alright? It sounded
                         like you were-

                                   FAITH
                             (snaps)
                         Just having a moment, kid. I'm
                         fine.
                             (beat)
                         Sorry, I just..

                                   VI
                         I miss him too, you know. 

               Faith looks round and straight at Vi. It's not a subject that
               gets raised too often.

                                   VI (cont'd)
                         Robin was.. he was really cool, but
                         right now we've got the plan to
                         stick to. We need to find those
                         girls before they get to Dawn or
                         we're all in big trouble. 

               Faith nods and splashes some water carefully on her face.

                                   VI (cont'd)
                         Are you sure you're okay?

                                   FAITH
                             (turns to Vi; grins)
                         Five by five.

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

         7     EXT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE. DAY.                             7

         8     INSERT: ONE HOUR EARLIER                                 8

               A BMW parks in front. AMBROSIA, the blondest rich girl you
               might ever see, sits in the drivers seat gabbing away on her
               cell.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Yes daddy, I know.
                             (beat)
                         Yes, you told me. Look we're here.
                         I gotta go.
                             (beat)
                         Okay, yes, daddy we'll be careful.
                         Daddy, I gotta go.
                             (beat)
                         Okay, love you too.

               She flips the phone closed and heaves a big sigh.

                                   AMBROSIA (cont'd)
                         It's like he thinks I've never been
                         out of the country before.

               XIA, a cat muscled African, sits in the back seat along with
               MAGDA, a mousy little Polish girl.

                                   XIA
                         I'm glad my father not my Watcher.
                         He be bicker all day.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Tell me about it.

               Magda opens her door and gets out.

                                   AMBROSIA (cont'd)
                         He's put me through the ropes. We
                         even designed this whole mission
                         plan together!

                                   XIA
                         You not show me plan..

                                   AMBROSIA
                             (sarcastic)
                         Well, sweetie, I know just how much
                         you like to wing it!

               Magda pounds on the trunk, and Ambrosia sighs.

                                   AMBROSIA (cont'd)
                         That girl needs some social skills.

               She pulls the trunk lever and they both get out.

                                   XIA
                         How you crossbow aiming? It pretty
                         good?

                                   AMBROSIA
                         My dad makes me practice that one a
                         lot. He always says, 'why mess the
                         hair when you can slay from a
                         distance?'

                                   XIA
                         He said that?

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Well, I added the hair part. 

               Magda pulls a katana sword from the trunk, shoves it into her
               belt. Slings a satchel over her shoulder. Heads up the walk.

                                   AMBROISIA
                         Hey, wait for us!

               Ambrosia quickly grabs her crossbow. Xia pulls out a
               quarterstaff with the two ends widdled into points. Ambrosia
               runs to catch Magda.

                                   XIA
                         I check back.

               Ambrosia stumbles up the steps as Magda knocks.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Hold on, I thought we were going to
                         go over the plan one more time?

               Magda shakes her head. The door opens to reveal ANDREW,
               standing in flour covered apron.

                                   ANDREW
                         Hello girls.. with weapons.. Uh,
                         can I-

               Magda sucker punches him out, and as he falls off screen she
               steps through into:

                                                            CONTINUOUS:

         9     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - FRONT DOOR. DAY.                9

               She drags Andrew out of the way so she can close the door.
               Which she almost does on Ambrosia who just slips inside.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         You could at least have asked if
                         anyone else is home!

               Magda gives her a withering look.

                                   AMBROSIA (cont'd)
                         I mean, if you're not going to
                         follow the plan..

               They step into:

        10     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.              10

               Just as Anya enters from the other direction.

                                   ANYA
                         Andrew, who was-

               Stops dead seeing the two with the weapons. Anya takes a step
               back towards where she came from. In one fluid motion two
               throwing daggers zip out of Magda's satchel and embed in the
               floor near Anya's feet.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                             (quickly)
                         I don't really live here. I
                         wandered into the wrong house. I
                         can just go and you can rob. 

               Magda draws her sword and holds it trained on Anya.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                             (panicked)
                         I don't want to be a ghost again!! 

               Ambrosia steps in between the sword and Anya.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Hi, sorry, my friend's a little
                         cranky. I'm Ambrosia and this here
                         is Magda.

                                   XIA (O.S.)
                         Hi-yaa!

               Somewhere off screen the back door CRASHES in.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Oh, and that's Xia. We kinda need
                         to know where Dawn Summers is.

                                   ANYA
                         She's at school, something you
                         young people do.

               Ambrosia smacks her head with her palm.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         The home schooling really throws me
                         sometimes..

               Magda's lip twitches.

                                   AMBROSIA (cont'd)
                         Come on, you have a sword on her,
                         she's not lying!

                                   ANYA
                         For the record, I don't even like
                         Dawn! She's kind of whiny.

               Magda sheathes her sword. Xia enters from where Anya came in.

                                   XIA
                         Back all clear.

               Magda steps past Ambrosia and sucker punches Anya out.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         You and all the punching.. 

               Magda ticks her head toward the door and marches to it. The
               others follow.

                                                                CUT TO:

        11     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - FRONT DOOR. DAY.               11

               JACKSON finds himself knocking on air when the door opens in
               front of him. He doesn't look up at first as it swings open
               and starts talking.

                                   JACKSON
                         Hey I know Buffy isn't...
                             (seeing the weapons)
                         ...home. Uh, are you girls
                         Potentials? 

               Magda rolls her eyes.

                                   XIA
                             (clearly taken with him)
                         We, yes, no, well, we are Slayer.
                         Slayers. Plural form. Yes.

                                   JACKSON
                             (puzzled)
                         Nice.. Well then I was hoping- 

               Drawing her sword, Magda clunks him in the head with the
               hilt, stunning him.
               Before the other girls can react the point enters his abdomen
               and sticks out his back. He gurgles in shock. 

               Magda puts her heel on his chest and kicks him off her
               weapon. He crumples back on the steps. Ambrosia drops to her
               knees.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
                         We're racist murderers! We're KKK!
                         If this gets back to daddy I'm so
                         not dating for months.

                                   XIA
                         What you do?!

               Magda wipes the blood from her sword with a brown stained
               cloth and sheathes her sword. She grabs Jackson's ankles and
               drags him inside:

        12     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.              12

               Ambrosia wrings her hands as she looks down at the injured
               Jackson.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Oh.. covering this up is so going
                         to cost Daddy money!

                                   XIA
                         Answer us. Why you kill this man? 

               Magda grabs Jackson's hand and holds it up to the girls,
               showing them the Guardian ring.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Oh... that's a pretty good reason.

                                   XIA
                         Such a shame. Pretty man. 

               Magda drops his hand and marches out. The other girls follow
               leaving the door wide open. Jackson spits blood, still
               breathing.

        13     INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLS. DAY.                            13

               Silent and empty. BELL RINGS and teenagers pour into the
               hallways. 

               We weave through the crowd and come up on DAWN coming out of
               class, shoving a book into her bag. She heads down the hall
               and JODY pops into step behind her.

                                   JODY
                         Hey cutie, how was the excitement
                         of study hall?

                                   DAWN
                         On a scale of nots, about not not
                         not.. and not.

               Falling back from them through the crowd to where Xia follows
               having not the best time.

                                   XIA
                         Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 

               A group of plastics cut in front of her. Leaving her swooping
               over heads down past Dawn and Jody to:

               Ambrosia is chatting it up with a LETTERJACKET JOCK.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         So, you're on the football team
                         then? I'm in love with organized
                         sports..

                                   LETTERJACKET JOCK
                         Hey, you should come to a game!

               She looks past the jock's shoulder to see Dawn turn a corner
               down another hallway.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         I'd love that, but got to go,
                         honey. 

               She kisses him on cheek and slips into the crowd. The jock
               opens his mouth to speak but can only stare after her as she
               darts away.

        14     INT. HIGH SCHOOL - OTHER HALLWAY. DAY.                  14

               Magda's sneer parts the crowd around her sure and steady
               stride. Dawn stops at her locker further down. Magda stands a
               good thirty feet away in the middle of the hall, watching.

                                   JODY
                         Lots of might and magic planned for
                         the weekend?

                                   DAWN
                         Why, you need an excuse now to come
                         see Andrew?

                                   JODY
                             (blushes a little)
                         Boy, I just love being a window.

                                   DAWN
                             (grins)
                         Aw, you're sweet when you're
                         embarrassed! 

               Jody notices Magda past Dawn. He leans up next to Dawn's ear.

                                   JODY
                         I don't want to wig you, but some
                         creepy girl's checking us out.

               Ambrosia walks up from the other direction.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Hey, Dawn Summers and...
                             (taking Jody in)
                         Heeellllooooo..

               Jody isn't sure how to respond.

                                   JODY
                         Um, yeah, I'm gay.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Shucks.

                                   DAWN
                         Sorry, do I know you?

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Ambrosia, that's
                         Magda over there. I think she's
                         kind of permanently on the rag.

               Xia squeezes her shoulders through the crowd and walks up.
               She's clearly flustered.

                                   XIA
                         American school crazy! These big
                         hair girls made demon faces.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         This is Xia.

                                   XIA
                         What you learn here?

                                   DAWN
                             (suspiciously)
                         Um, English, History, Math
                         sometimes.

                                   XIA
                         Anything useful?

                                   DAWN
                         Look, who are you guys?

                                   AMBROSIA
                         We're Slayers. We need your help.

                                   DAWN
                         Me?

                                   AMBROSIA
                         You are the Key and all, right?
                         Gateway between worlds and that
                         mystical stuff?

               Jody raises an eyebrow and looks across at Dawn, who looks
               like she wants to quickly change the subject.

                                   DAWN
                         Uh, I'm not sure that's even me
                         anymore..

                                   AMBROSIA
                         My Watcher's pretty sure and he
                         says you're the gal we need. So
                         come on.

                                   DAWN
                         Wait, does Buffy know about this?

                                   AMBROSIA
                             (beat; broad smile)
                         Sure!

        15     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE. DAY.                            15

               Buffy, in her work clothes, strolls up the walk, grimacing
               and pressing a hand to her stomach as though in pain. 

               Notices the door open. Wary, she reaches into her case and
               draws a stake. Tiptoes toward the door. She sees Jackson's
               feet. Rushes into:

        16     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - FRONT ROOM. DAY.               16

               Kneels down by him into the pool of his blood.

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh my god, Jackson!

               She presses her hands to the wound in his stomach. He coughs
               a little and tears break from her eyes.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Jackson, look at me! You're going
                         to be okay, who did this?

               His head lolls and his eyes flutter but he doesn't answer.

               Buffy looks round and sees Anya, still unconscious on the
               floor. Buffy scrabbles over to her and tries to rouse her
               with a few shakes, but Anya's still out cold.

               Exasperated, Buffy grabs Andrew's feet and yanks him to her.
               Slaps him across the face.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Wake up, you little nerdling! 

               He comes to with a start, covered in flour.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Keep pressure on Jackson's wound,
                         and call an ambulance, quickly!

               He sees what's going on. Puts his hands to Jackson's stomach.

                                   ANDREW
                             (still dazed)
                         I got it, Buffy.

                                   BUFFY 
                         What happened?

                                   ANYA (O.S.)
                         Three girls came after Dawn.

               Buffy spins round - Anya has come to, pressing a hand to her
               jaw and scowling.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                         And look what they did to me!

                                   BUFFY
                         Anya! Did you say somebody was here
                         after Dawn?

                                   ANYA
                             (nods)
                         Yes, three girls. Very brash and
                         offensive, so most likely new
                         Slayers. At first, I thought they
                         were just robbers but then they
                         asked me where Dawn was.

                                   BUFFY
                         And did you tell them?

                                   ANYA
                         Of course! They had a sword on me,
                         I wasn't about to let them
                         perforate me after Xander went
                         through so much effort to bring me
                         back!

               Buffy stands up, glares at Anya.

                                   BUFFY
                         I'm going to save Dawn.

                                   ANYA
                         She's not really your sister, you
                         know. Technically, she's just a
                         ball of energy with legs and a face
                         that keeps pouting, and besides...

               Anya looks over - but Buffy is already out the door and
               running. Anya sighs, as we cut back to:

        17     EXT. HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT. DAY                       17

               The four girls walk together, Jody kind of hangs back,
               nervous. With a wide arc of her arm Ambrosia motions to the
               BMW.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Pretty swish, don't you think?
                         Daddy's sixteenth birthday present.

                                   DAWN
                         Sure, it's nice. Where are we going
                         anyway?

                                   AMBROSIA
                             (grins)
                         Over the river, and through the
                         woods.

                                   DAWN
                             (playing along)
                         To Grandma's house? I hope there
                         are no wolves, me and mean stray
                         dogs have history.

                                   XIA
                         You're with the wolves. No need to
                         worry. 

               Jody catches on up and puts his arm around Dawn.

                                   JODY
                         Hey Dawn, you know we got that
                         whole big English assignment to do.
                         Maybe we should be library bound on
                         the bus.

                                   DAWN
                         What English assignment? I didn't
                         miss an assignment, did I?

                                   JODY
                         No, remember it's the one we were
                         going to have your sister double
                         check for us.

                                   DAWN
                             (blinks)
                         Buffy? Buffy and school, are like
                         peanut butter and tomatoes.

                                   JODY
                         Normally, but in this particular
                         assignment I think she could really
                         help.

                                   DAWN
                         Jody, have you been sniffing glue
                         again?

                                   AMBROSIA
                         What he's trying to say, dearie, is
                         you're a sucker and he's not.

               The girls surround them by the car. Dawn suddenly realises
               that things have gone wrong.

                                   JODY
                             (exasperated)
                         I hate that my people-dar is always
                         right! 

               Jody puts himself between Dawn and the Slayers, his eyes
               flicking between them. They don't look worried at all.

                                   AMBROSIA
                             (claps hands)
                         Aw, look! He's so gallant I could
                         just eat him right up.

                                   DAWN
                         What do we do?

                                   JODY
                         Working on the plan thing.. 

               Magda punches Jody out cold. Ambrosia huffs.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Magda, can I once be allowed to
                         reason with somebody?

                                   XIA
                         His plan not very good.

               Dawn SCREAMS. Magda punches her out too and catches her as
               she slumps.

                                   AMBROSIA
                         Guess not.

                                   XIA
                         Her's neither.

                                                              FADE OUT:

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