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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

                                   BUFFY (V.O)
                         Choices. Decisions. We make them
                         every day and they shape our
                         future, the outcome of it all.
                         Sometimes we choose the wrong paths
                         and get lost along the way.
                         Sometimes we choose the right ones
                         but the consequences can be too
                         consuming for us to deal with. So
                         we hide and we pray we'll never
                         have to face them.

         1     EXT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - DAY                             1

               The camera swoops in from the skyline, hot on the tail of a
               beautiful bird in flight. As the creature soars through the
               sky, we leave its form, and fall down onto a figure --

               BUFFY, sitting on a bench in the front yard. She's completely
               lost in thought, staring ahead. Only when a shadow falls over
               her does she look up to see JACKSON.

                                   JACKSON
                         You okay?

                                   BUFFY
                             (smiles)
                         Yeah, I am.
                             (beat)
                         Xander fixed that pipe yet?

                                   JACKSON
                         I think he gave up. Plumbing... not
                         his thing.

                                   BUFFY
                         I remember.

               Jackson lowers himself onto the bench as Buffy interlocks her
               hand with his.

               There's a diamond ring on her engagement finger.

                                   JACKSON
                         Something's up with you, I can feel
                         it. Is it the wedding?

                                   BUFFY
                         No, Jackson. Not even.
                             (beat)
                         I'm peachy.

                                   JACKSON
                         Good, cos you know, you're gonna
                         have to meet my family soon and
                         that's never a good thing.

                                   BUFFY
                         Looking forward to it.

                                   JACKSON
                         Don't be. Can't you just meet them
                         at the church? I mean, seriously,
                         they all need to be chained and
                         gagged.

                                   BUFFY
                         They can't be that bad.

                                   JACKSON
                         Oh, you don't know the half of it.

                                   BUFFY
                             (smiles)
                         Well, soon I'll be Mrs. Buffy Shaw
                         and we'll have the rest of our
                         lives to find things out about each
                         other.

                                   JACKSON
                         Bring it on.

         2     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE                          2

               The camera pans to see ANDREW sitting at the table, fiddling
               with the laptop. XANDER enters, grubby and tired, clutching a
               wrench.

                                   XANDER
                         No more plumbing! I mean it, I'm
                         finished with the household odd
                         jobs.

                                   ANDREW
                             (grins)
                         Couldn't fix it?

                                   XANDER
                         It's impossible!
                             (beat)
                         You know, I don't get it. Buffy's a
                         big earning counselor now, all
                         businesswoman-like, but yet she
                         still refuses to call a qualified
                         plumber.

                                   ANDREW
                         Well, I guess she'd rather see you
                         getting all sweaty.
                             (smiles)
                         Which isn't so bad.

                                   XANDER
                             (rolls eyes)
                         She's gonna be a married woman
                         soon, and I'm gonna be a father.
                             (beat)
                         Speaking of, I should really get
                         back to my pregnant bride to be.

                                   ANDREW
                         I sense issues.

                                   XANDER
                         Lets just say the pregnancy has
                         brought out the demon in her.

         3     INT. HARRIS RESIDENCE - KITCHEN                          3

               ANYA is rushing around the kitchen, cooking with various pots
               and pans. WILLOW looks on, a little amused, a little scared.

                                   ANYA
                         All I'm saying is, he could at
                         least help me cook. It's not a
                         crime, is it?
                             (beat)
                         Though, if it was a crime I would
                         have him castrated. Or...
                         eviscerated.

                                   WILLOW
                         Anya, I think it's pretty fair to
                         say your hormones are getting the
                         better of you.

                                   ANYA
                             (confused)
                         What?

                                   WILLOW
                         Uh... I just mean... there have
                         been times when...
                             (quickly)
                         Xander!

               She almost leaps into his arms as he walks through the door.
               Anya turns to him, arms on hips.

                                   ANYA
                         Where have you been? Willow has
                         been irritating me.

                                   WILLOW
                         What?

                                   XANDER
                         I've just been fixing a few...
                         Anya, what are you doing?

                                   ANYA
                         We have your parents coming for
                         dinner tonight and I want to make
                         sure everything's perfect.

                                   XANDER
                             (gulps)
                         My parents?

                                   ANYA
                         Yes. I told you this.

                                   XANDER
                         Tonight?

                                   ANYA
                         See, you never listen to me!

                                   WILLOW
                         Xander, don't anger it! 

               Anya shoots an icy look at Willow.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         Heh, I just meant... I have to
                         go... away... now...

               She quickly grabs her jacket and rushes out of the house.
               Xander softly grabs Anya by the hips.

                                   XANDER
                         An, you've gotta calm down. All
                         this stress can't be good for
                         little Xander.

                                   ANYA
                         I know, it's just --
                             (then)
                         Little Xander?

               Xander pulls a worried look as we cut to:

         4     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE                          4

               Buffy enters, seeing Andrew at the table.

                                   ANDREW
                         Jackson gone?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yep. No rest for the wicked. I'm
                         just gonna take a shower.

                                   ANDREW
                         Okay.

               She exits as we finally see the computer screen. Andrew's
               playing a flight simulator game which CRASHES AND BURNS.

                                   ANDREW (cont'd)
                         Balls!

         5     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - UPSTAIRS HALLWAY                5

               Buffy walks up the stairs and through the hallway, stopping
               outside an empty room. She looks in, standing on the
               threshold, just staring into it as if looking for something
               she can't find. 

               Suddenly there's a very brief FLASH of a GIRL LYING ON THE
               BED. Buffy notices, but can't make it out.

                                   TARA (V.O)
                             (distorted)
                         Be back before Dawn. 

               Buffy tilts her head, slowly reaching for the door knob. She
               pulls the door shut and with a moments hesitation, continues
               through the hallway and into the bathroom.

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

         6     EXT. CHARLESTON & SMITHE - DAY                           6

               An establishing shot. The building is large, probably too
               large for counseling offices. Below on the sidewalk, people
               go about their daily business, rushing to and fro.

         7     INT. BUFFY'S OFFICE                                      7

               Buffy is sitting at her desk, looking over some files, lost
               in her work. The door opens and MATILDA HUNSLEY hesitantly
               enters, (think Velma from Scooby Doo... the movies, not the
               cartoons).

                                   MATILDA
                             (sheepish)
                         Ms. Summers...

               Buffy almost jumps out of her skin, too caught up in her work
               to have noticed Matilda enter.

                                   BUFFY
                         Holy crap!
                             (beat)
                         What is it?

                                   MATILDA
                         I know I'm only the temp, while
                         your regular secretary is on leave
                         but... I can't find anything in the
                         files. Her system is... crazy.

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah... Anya. She's a... less than
                         ordinary gal.
                             (beat)
                         What are you looking for?

                                   MATILDA
                         The Lobaque case. You have an
                         appointment with the son later on
                         today and I really need to get it
                         all prepped.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay.
                             (thinks)
                         Check under the... "A" section.

                                   MATILDA
                         Why? I mean, that makes no sense.

                                   BUFFY
                         Jeremy Lobaque comes here because
                         he is depressed about the way he
                         looks. He has acne. Hence his file
                         being under the "A" section.

                                   MATILDA
                             (confused)
                         Is that... really how this should
                         be filed?

                                   BUFFY
                         No, but you try telling Anya that
                         when she's looking for a little
                         vengeance after the morning
                         sickness.

                                   MATILDA
                         Oh.
                             (smiles)
                         Your friend is lucky to be having a
                         baby. I've always wanted to be
                         pregnant. The house, the husband,
                         the happy, happy life.

                                   BUFFY
                             (huh?)
                         Yeah, it's... great.

                                   MATILDA
                         And you, getting married. I bet
                         you're real excited, right? I would
                         be. Do you know a date yet or are
                         you still on the high from the
                         engagement?

               Buffy goes to speak but --

                                   MATILDA (cont'd)
                         Are you having a church wedding?
                         Cos, every girl dreams of the white
                         wedding. Although, I always wanted
                         red roses, but then my Mom said it
                         could look a little gothic if I had
                         all white and then red roses. Which
                         is strange, cos normally when you
                         think of gothic you think of black
                         but that isn't the case. Is your
                         Mom excited?

                                   BUFFY
                         My Mom --

                                   MATILDA
                             (interrupting)
                         Oh, I bet she is. Do you have any
                         family going? Brothers? Sisters?

                                   BUFFY
                         No. No brothers or sisters.

                                   MATILDA
                         Oh, well I bet a woman like you has
                         enough friends to fill the seats.
                         You're so confident and always
                         comfortable with talking to people.
                         I'm so not like that, I never talk
                         to people I don't really know. But
                         then sometimes when I'm nervous I
                         talk too much. You don't think that
                         do you?

                                   BUFFY
                         Um... Matilda... I don't think any
                         work is gonna get done if we're
                         chatting all day.

                                   MATILDA
                         Of course not. I'm sorry. I just
                         feel like I could talk to you
                         forever.
                             (beat)
                         Ms. Summers?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah?

                                   MATILDA
                         You're very lucky.

                                   BUFFY
                             (smiles)
                         Thank you.

               Matilda smiles back at her and then exits, finally. Buffy
               breathes a sigh of relief and leans back on her chair, her
               hands resting on the back of her head.

                                   MATILDA (O.S)
                         Ms. Summers?

               Buffy YELPS with surprise, FALLING OFF HER CHAIR with a THUD!
               Matilda peers through the gap in the door.

                                   MATILDA (cont'd)
                         Jeremy Lobaque's here.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay!

               The door closes again and Buffy pulls herself up, looking to
               make sure she's gone.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         I so have to fire her.

         8     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - ANDREW'S ROOM                   8

               JODY is laying on the bed, looking ahead at something, which
               we can't see.

                                   ANDREW (O.S)
                         And I believe that with the
                         information presented through many
                         media programs, we can separate the
                         fiction from fact and devise new
                         ideas. Creating and structuring
                         basis for theories we had
                         previously not conceived.

               The camera pans to see Andrew dressed in a suit, looking very
               much like a nerdy James Bond.

                                   ANDREW (cont'd)
                         So... what do you think?

                                   JODY
                         I think you'll have them licking
                         your boots.

                                   ANDREW
                         Really? You don't think the
                         Cleveland Science and Technology
                         Division will laugh at me?

                                   JODY
                         I won't lie to you, Andrew. There
                         could be laughing. But they'll soon
                         succumb to your charm.
                             (beat)
                         I did.

               Andrew smiles as he takes his place on the bed next to Jody.

                                   ANDREW
                         I really want this. I don't want to
                         be working at the cafe for the rest
                         of my life, being one of those
                         people who never do anything with
                         their lives.

                                   JODY
                         Hey, you won't be. And you've done
                         more with your life than most
                         people will ever do.

                                   ANDREW
                         Like what?

                                   JODY
                             (thinks)
                         You helped destroy that Sunnydale
                         place. Which, okay, could be a bad
                         thing if there wasn't a Hellmouth
                         beneath it. Oh! And you came up
                         with that plan to kill the dragon.

                                   ANDREW
                             (smiles)
                         It was a good plan.

                                   JODY
                         Yeah, it was. And without it, that
                         Ulithios might have destroyed us
                         all.

                                   ANDREW
                         You know, it's getting harder and
                         harder to remember what happened
                         that night.

                                   JODY
                         Yeah, I know what you mean. It's
                         like it's one big blur.

                                   ANDREW
                         I don't even remember what Ulithios
                         looked like.

                                   JODY
                             (beat)
                         I think it was scaly... I can't
                         picture it right now. 

               Andrew's watch BEEPS! He looks down at it and JUMPS off the
               bed.

                                   ANDREW
                         Jumping Jimbob, it's time.

                                   JODY
                         Good luck.

                                   ANDREW
                         I'm gonna need it. I've gotta try
                         and convince a board of scientists
                         that my theories of warp propulsion
                         could be science fact instead of
                         science fiction. 

               Jody stands and straightens Andrew's tie.

                                   JODY
                         You'll do fine, I know you can. If
                         anyone can make world renowned
                         scientists believe that Star Trek
                         is the way to go, you will.
                             (beat)
                         Now go out there and kick some
                         butt! 

               Andrew leans in and softly kisses Jody on the cheek. Pulling
               back, he brings his hand up to touch his cheek.

                                   ANDREW
                         Thanks for sticking by me.

                                   JODY
                         You know me, I'm... sticky. 

               Andrew laughs before exiting, leaving Jody with a longing
               look on his face.

         9     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE                          9

               The front door pushes open to reveal Buffy, carrying a
               briefcase. She sets it down, seeing Andrew rushing down the
               stairs.

                                   BUFFY
                         Hey, is --

                                   ANDREW
                         Can't talk! Interview! 

               He swiftly EXITS. Buffy shakes her head and closes the door
               behind her. 

               She heads into the lounge and sees GILES and MARIE at the
               table, looking over some books.

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh, hey.

                                   GILES
                         Buffy. You're home early.

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah, turns out the new secretary
                         is more hard work than Anya was.

                                   MARIE
                             (smiles)
                         Is that even possible?

                                   BUFFY
                         Hard to believe, I know. She hangs
                         up her jacket and takes a deep
                         breath.

                                   GILES
                         You seem tired.

                                   BUFFY
                         Me? No. If anything... I'm
                         restless.

                                   MARIE
                         Ah, yes. The decrease in demonic
                         activity seems to be taking its
                         toll on everyone.

                                   GILES
                         Quite. Seems we all actually have
                         to find lives now.

                                   BUFFY
                             (smiles)
                         Us? You're kidding, right?

                                   GILES
                             (beat)
                         Buffy...
                             (distorted)
                         Your sister is dead. 

               Buffy stops dead in her tracks, looking confused.

                                   BUFFY
                         What did you just say?

                                   GILES
                         I said, I've been thinking about
                         what you said.

                                   BUFFY
                             (wigged)
                         Oh... right...

                                   GILES
                         Are you feeling all right?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah, I'm okay. Long day. What was
                         you saying?

                                   GILES
                         Well, when you asked me to... give
                         you away at the wedding...
                             (beat)
                         Wouldn't your father be best
                         suited?

                                   BUFFY
                         Giles, I'd be surprised if my
                         father actually gave a damn about
                         me getting married. You'd think
                         with him only ever having one
                         child, he might make an effort, but
                         no.
                             (beat)
                         You're the closest thing I've got
                         to... the closest thing I've ever
                         had to a real Dad. I know on some
                         level it might seem kinda wrong
                         but... I wouldn't want anyone else
                         in your place.

                                   GILES
                             (emotional)
                         Yes, well... that's that then. 

               He takes off his glasses, giving them a wipe. Buffy smiles.

                                   BUFFY
                         Is that a tear?

                                   GILES
                             (scoffs)
                         A tear? No, no. Marie's had me
                         looking through dusty books all day
                         and I must have gotten some in my
                         eye.

                                   BUFFY
                         And only just realized?

                                   GILES
                         Yes.
                             (beat)
                         Let's do change the subject.

                                   ANYA (O.S)
                         Penis!

                                   GILES
                         Not quite what I was hoping for.

               They all turn to see Anya standing in the doorway, with a
               cake SPLODGED on the floor by her feet.

                                   ANYA
                             (stressed)
                         That thing took me an hour to bake.
                         One hour of my life wasted.
                         Well, I guess it doesn't compare to
                         the four years I've wasted helping
                         you lot take on the world of
                         demons, which actually lost me my
                         powers, made me fall in love with
                         Xander, caused me great heartache,
                         as well as various skin blemishes,
                         which all lead to this thing
                         growing inside of me!
                             (giddy)
                         But it was just one of six so I can
                         bring you another. What's going on
                         with you guys?

               Giles, Marie, and Buffy exchange various glances.

                                   BUFFY
                         You feeling okay there, Anya?

                                   ANYA
                         Why does everyone keep asking me
                         that? It's not like I'm dying, you
                         know!

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay...
                             (beat)
                         So, I'm gonna get gone now.

                                   GILES
                         Anywhere exciting... or somewhere
                         we can also runaway to? 

               Anya shoots him an icy look.

                                   BUFFY
                         Patrolling. I figured I'd get it in
                         before Jackson gets home.

                                   ANYA
                         Yes. There's nothing like a bit of
                         sweaty action to get you in the
                         mood for some sweaty action.

                                   BUFFY
                         And on that note...

               She picks up her stake and EXITS, stepping over the cake and
               past Anya.

                                   MARIE
                             (motioning)
                         Rupert.

                                   GILES
                         Yes, let's.

               They quickly rush through the other door. Anya stands alone,
               looking down at her cake.

                                   ANYA
                         Hey! What am I, a danger zone? 

               She SHRUGS, lowering herself down to the floor, taking bites
               out of the mess, formerly known as a cake.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                         These cravings are killing me!

        10     INT. CEMETERY - EVENING                                 10

               Buffy walks alone through the darkened cemetery, her eyes
               shifting, but we get the feeling she isn't really
               concentrating. Suddenly --

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Howdy.

               The Slayer turns to see him.

                                   BUFFY
                         Uh... hey.

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Do you know where the cinema is?
                         I'm missing the new Halle Berry
                         flick.

                                   BUFFY
                         It's downtown, on Edmund Street.
                             (then)
                         Wait, aren't we gonna fight?

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Um, nah. I just filled up on cherry
                         cakes and I can't fight on a
                         growling stomach.

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh, it's just... normally when I
                         see a vampire here, we fight to the
                         death.

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Yeah, I never really got that. I
                         mean, if I were a vampire, which I
                         am, I wouldn't try and kill you.
                         Everyone knows it's pointless.

                                   BUFFY
                             (smiles)
                         They do?

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Sure. You're like, unbeatable.
                         After Ulithios, the demons and
                         vamps kinda realized that. I mean,
                         Ulithios was an Old One. With the
                         power and arrogance to boot. But
                         you stopped it.
                             (beat)
                         And you even let your sister die.

                                   BUFFY
                             (shocked)
                         What?

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Uh, I said 'and you didn't even
                         die.' This time. You know, cos
                         you've died so many times before.

                                   BUFFY
                         Just the twice. It's no big.

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Oh, well, good luck with the
                         slaying. 

               He goes to walk away but Buffy chases up to him.

                                   BUFFY
                         Wait! I haven't had a big fight in
                         a long time. Can't you just hit me?

                                   VAMPIRE
                         I'm sorry, but I'm really gonna
                         miss that movie.

                                   BUFFY
                         Please! I won't hit back. A lot.

                                   VAMPIRE
                         Slayer, you need to get yourself a
                         life.

               He pushes past her and walks away. Buffy looks on at him, a
               little disgruntled.

                                   BUFFY
                         That's what I'm afraid of. She
                         steps back, turns, and --

               There's Jackson! She almost screams, raising her stake, but
               he catches it.

                                   JACKSON 
                         Whoa there cowgirl.

                                   BUFFY
                         Jackson, what are you doing here?

                                   JACKSON
                         I took the scenic route home,
                         figured you'd be here.

                                   BUFFY
                         You almost gave me a heart attack.

                                   JACKSON
                         And we wouldn't want that. 

               He leans in and KISSES her.

                                   VOICE (O.S)
                         Buffy!

               Buffy turns to see Jackson standing ten feet away from her,
               holding a young brunette girl by her hair, which is bloodied.
               In his other hand is a gun, which is pointed to her head. The
               girl looks up, it's DAWN!

                                   DAWN
                             (screams)
                         Help me!

               Buffy's LUNGES forward to help the girl but when she lands,
               there's nothing there. She looks around and sees Jackson
               looking back at her, confusement painting his expression.

                                   JACKSON
                         Buffy, what is it?

                                   BUFFY
                             (breathless)
                         It was... Dawn...

                                   JACKSON
                         Who is Dawn?

                                   BUFFY
                             (thinks)
                         I don't know...

               On her bewildered expression we...

                                                             BLACK OUT.



                                   END OF ACT ONE
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