buffy9x06
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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

         1     INT. CIRCLE – GRAND LIBRARY. DAY.                        1

               A huge, fierce looking PORTAL, a black window into the abyss,
               storm winds howling and trails of white lightning streaking
               away from it towards us. 

               A large wooden desk is dragged into view, its legs scraping
               across the floor of the spacious, wood-panelled room we're
               inside, the winds rushing into the vortex sucking the
               unfortunate desk away. 

               With a final CRACK of splintering wood, the body of the desk
               is ripped away from the legs, hurtling down into the vortex
               and disappearing into the blackness beyond, the papers and
               books on its surface scattering into the abyss and vanishing
               from view.

                                   WILLOW (O.S.)
                         Um, okay, Tattles, that was a great
                         idea, in theory, but why don't we
                         try something a little different?

               WILLOW is stood watching the portal with little TATTLES next
               to her, the brown-haired girl pouting as she studies the
               storm before her.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         So, you said this started going all
                         'Beyond The Black Hole' after I
                         left just now?

                                   TATTLES
                         Yup. You'd gone back to your
                         friends, and then there was this
                         big noise, like 'cerr-rak!' and
                         then next thing, big stormy
                         whirlpool, right there, where the
                         books on animals used to be.

                                   WILLOW
                         And so since then, you've been-

                                   TALEDRAW (O.S.)
                         Throwing things into it to see
                         where they go.

               Willow looks down – TALEDRAW has joined them, his notebook
               open as he squats on the library floor to start sketching the
               vortex.

                                   WILLOW
                         Uh, right… so, what happened? 

               Tattles shrugs, and Taledraw ignores her and carries on
               drawing. An increasingly exasperated Willow rubs her hands
               through her hair as she tries to focus.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         Alright, Willow, look at the facts,
                         let's get CSI on this thing. There
                         was a black cloud that was full of
                         bad mojo, now there's a big hole
                         leading to gosh knows where. Right.
                         Possible causes. Gateway between
                         dimensions?

                                   TATTLES
                         Could be. We see a lot of them.

                                   WILLOW
                         Is the fabric of wherever this
                         place is springing a leak?

                                   TATTLES
                         No, Trinkets'd be running around
                         shouting if there was anything
                         wrong.
                             (beat)
                         Do we get a present if we work out
                         what it is before you do?

                                   WILLOW
                         Um, that depends. Maybe I'll make
                         up a pop quiz for you guys or
                         something, you know, to keep you on
                         your-

               FLASH! There's an instant of white glare and Willow drops to
               her knees, clutching the side of her head in pain. 

               She stands, eyes jet black and face straining with exertion,
               as we cut to:

         2     EXT. HELL DIMENSION. NIGHT.                              2

               A rocky outcrop, darkness and stars all round but the distant
               flicker of flames from a river of cooling lava running
               beneath us. Howls of distant creatures blow across to us as a
               large HAND reaches into frame. 

               Reaching one finger out, its gnarled fingernail like a
               dagger, it SLICES a straight line through the air, and like a
               flap of skin the night sky falls away, revealing what looks
               like a graveyard on the other side of the 'window.'

               We pull back but can't make out the figure doing the slicing,
               only seeing that it is something tall, shrouded in black as
               it reaches up, carefully pulling at the tear in the sky,
               opening it enough to step through.
               With one last glance around at the twisted landscape behind
               him, the figure steps forward, disappearing through the hole
               in the air. 

         3     INT. CIRCLE – GRAND LIBRARY. DAY.                        3

               Willow's head snaps back as we cut back to her, and she reels
               backwards, falling to the floor as Tattles jumps back out of
               the way. Taledraw looks up for a beat, then goes back to his
               drawing.

                                   TATTLES
                         Teach? Are you okay?

                                   WILLOW
                         I'm… I'm not sure…

                                   TATTLES
                         What did you see?

                                   WILLOW
                         Something… something old and
                         powerful, and it was making a path…
                         a doorway between two worlds, so it
                         could get to…

               Willow's face drops as she realises where the demon she saw
               was heading for.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         Oh no… I've got to tell Buffy,
                         right now! Uh, guys, why don't you,
                         uh, watch this until I get back,
                         and, uh, don't throw anything else
                         into it!

               Willow dashes out of frame, leaving Tattles and Taledraw to
               peer quizzically at the portal.

               After a few beats, Tattles turns to Taledraw and nudges him
               to get his attention.

                                   TATTLES
                         Do you think she saw it?

                                   TALEDRAW
                         She saw this.

               Taledraw shows Tattles his drawing – and she pales, visibly
               shaking.

                                   TATTLES
                             (scared)
                         Oh, no… him…

               Taledraw nods sagely and goes back to his sketch as Tattles
               pouts and bites her lip, staring back into the whirling black
               hole in the wall.

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

         4     INT. CHARLESTON & SMITHE - BUFFY'S OFFICE. DAY.          4

               BUFFY is at her desk, talking to a client, an acne-ridden
               teenager called LYLE. She tries to look sympathetic, but her
               eyes keep spreading to the nasty outbreak of spots he's
               suffering with.

                                   LYLE
                         So then, my mom tells me, 'Lyle,
                         your father and I just feel like
                         we're wasting all this therapy
                         money on you, because all you ever
                         seem to do when you come home is
                         talk about your therapi-' 

               Lyle pauses, and Buffy realises she was staring at his spots.
               She shakes her head and tries to focus.

                                   LYLE (cont'd)
                             (looks at his feet)
                         It's okay. I know I don't look too
                         good at the moment. Maybe that's
                         why I can't talk to my mom and dad,
                         you know? They just seem to look
                         straight through me all the time…

               Willow, looking somewhat out of breath, opens the door to the
               office, which is several feet behind Lyle so he doesn't
               notice. 

               She waves a hello to Buffy before noticing Lyle, and a look
               of worry crosses her face as she realises she's interrupted a
               session.

                                   LYLE (cont'd)
                         … maybe they're disappointed with
                         the way I look, like they wanted a
                         son who carried on the family
                         looks, without all… these things to
                         worry about…

               Buffy nods her head towards her client, and with a nod,
               Willow closes the door again, just as Lyle looks up. 

               Buffy is still staring off towards where Willow was standing,
               and double takes when she sees Lyle looking at her.

                                   BUFFY
                         Sorry, Lyle, I saw, uh, something
                         outside the window. What did you
                         just say?

               Lyle smiles as though a major revelation has just hit.

                                   LYLE
                         That's it! You're absolutely right,
                         Miss Summers, nobody's going to pay
                         any attention to me if I spend all
                         my time worrying about how I look…
                         I've got to take action!

               Lyle stands, and Buffy leans back, a little alarmed.

                                   LYLE (cont'd)
                         No more hiding in the background,
                         I'm going to take the world on and
                         make them listen to me! 

               He grabs Buffy's hand and shakes it vigorously.

                                   LYLE (cont'd)
                         Thank you so much, Miss Summers,
                         you've shown me the way to go!

               Lyle leaves the office, and as the door closes Willow pops
               back inside. Buffy looks baffled.

                                   BUFFY
                         Alright, what just happened?

                                   WILLOW
                         I think you just helped that guy.

                                   BUFFY
                         I did?

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey, go with what works, that's
                         what Xander always says. 'Course,
                         he's usually talking about power
                         tools, but I think it's an
                         interchangeable metaphor...

               Buffy raises an eyebrow - Willow is clearly off colour, and
               she motions for her to take a seat, which Willow does,
               flopping down into the chair and taking a deep breath.

                                   BUFFY
                         What are you doing here?

               Willow looks up, that familiar look of concern on her face.

                                   WILLOW
                         I saw something today, Buffy,
                         something pretty nasty. I had a
                         vision while I was in the Library,
                         and I-

                                   BUFFY
                         Library? Are we talking a normal
                         people's library, or...

                                   WILLOW
                         Yeah, up in the Circle. Remember
                         that 'problem' we mentioned that
                         I've been trying to find out about?
                         Well, I saw this big old demon
                         cutting itself a path out of this
                         hell dimension it was stuck in,
                         stepping through into a world that
                         looked a heck of a lot like ours.

                                   BUFFY
                         Are you sure it was ours?

                                   WILLOW
                         Well, at first, no, then I realised
                         that not many other dimensions have
                         cemeteries with signs that say
                         'Welcome to Cleveland Central
                         Crematorium' over them.

               Buffy's alert now - she's already standing and heading for
               her jacket hanging up by the door.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay, we'll call Giles on the way,
                         then we can meet back at mine and-

               She pauses, one arm half into her jacket.

                                   WILLOW
                         What is it?

                                   BUFFY
                         I can't leave yet, I've got another
                         client showing up any minute, and I
                         think Mr. Kane's already getting
                         suspicious about me ducking out of
                         so many sessions.

                                   WILLOW
                         No problem, I'll be Damage
                         Limitation Girl and get the gang
                         together. You stay, be all
                         professional and stuff.

                                   BUFFY
                         Thanks, Will.

               Willow gets up and heads back for the door, pausing as she
               opens it to call back over to Buffy.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey, didn't I hear somebody mention
                         Jackson's name as I was on the way
                         in? Are you, like, counselling him
                         now or something?

                                   BUFFY
                         Huh? Oh, no, he's seeing someone
                         else on this floor. I figured it
                         was kinda unethical for me to see
                         him, what with everything that
                         happened.

                                   WILLOW
                             (almost disappointed)
                         Oh, okay. Well, you know, gotta
                         scoot. Have fun.

               Willow heads back outside, and as Buffy settles back down at
               her desk, we cut to:

         5     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - FRONT ROOM. DAY.                5

               GILES walks out of the kitchen and into the front room,
               reading a copy of 'Fortean Times' magazine as he munches on a
               sandwich. He doesn't notice Willow walk quietly into the room
               behind him.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey, Giles.

               Giles YELPS in surprise and jumps a mile, smashing his
               sandwich plate on the floor. He turns round and places a hand
               on his chest to steady his beating heart.

                                   GILES
                         Willow! My word… how long have you
                         been standing there?

                                   WILLOW
                         Uh, about two seconds?

                                   GILES
                         Is everything alright?

                                   WILLOW
                         Oh, yeah, it was, but then I had
                         this vision, and it seemed kinda
                         bad, so here I am.
                             (beat)
                         And I am, of course, making a huge,
                         huge understatement when I say
                         'kinda' bad here.

                                   GILES
                             (sits down)
                         A vision? What did you see?

                                   WILLOW
                         The usual, big ugly demon tearing
                         its way into our world, although
                         the vision cut out all the ensuing
                         death, mayhem and murder parts.
                         Which is good, because I never like
                         those all that much.

                                   GILES
                         Have you informed Buffy?

                                   WILLOW
                         Yeah, I popped in on the way over.

                                   GILES
                         Well, that's a start at least. I
                         trust Buffy will be back from work
                         as soon as she can?

                                   WILLOW
                         She said she had an important
                         client so I left her to it. Didn't
                         want to get her kicked out of work,
                         you know.

                                   GILES
                         Good. In the meantime, I'll call
                         Marie back from her shopping trip
                         and then you'd better describe what
                         you saw to us as clearly as
                         possible, so we can start to build
                         up a picture of what we're dealing
                         with, so to speak.

               Giles retrieves a note pad and pencil from the pile next to
               his research texts stacked up in the kitchen.

         6     INT. CHARLESTON & SMITHE - CHERIE'S OFFICE. DAY.         6

               CHERIE HEWISON watches Jackson carefully. He's looking around
               the room, scratching the back of his head as though searching
               for the right words. She's a thirtysomething counsellor, long
               blonde hair and a disarming smile.

                                   JACKSON
                         You see, the thing is…
                             (beat; sighs)
                         I don't know what I'm supposed to
                         say.

                                   CHERIE
                         Me either. That's why I get the
                         desk and you get the chair.

                                   JACKSON
                         I mean, I'm supposed to be here to
                         talk through my 'unprofessional'
                         attitude recently, why I've been
                         acting so weirdly about the cases
                         we've been getting. And from what
                         I've told you already, you know by
                         now it's because of what I know
                         about the world now. I never
                         realised how it'd open my eyes - I
                         spent most of this year around
                         Buffy and her friends, seeing the
                         world they way they do, and now I'm
                         back with… well, normal people
                         again, I can't help but be amazed
                         at how they just ignore so many
                         things, like they don't want what
                         they can't explain to be true… 

               Jackson pauses - he realises he's possibly saying a bit more
               than he ought to. Cherie waits a beat before leaning forward
               to talk to him.

                                   CHERIE
                         This Buffy Summers girl, her world
                         seems extraordinary to you, doesn't
                         it? Like there's things going on
                         there that just don't exist in the
                         real world?

                                   JACKSON
                             (bitter laugh)
                         You have no idea.

                                   CHERIE
                         Well, I'd like to get an idea,
                         Jackson, that's the only way we're
                         going to get anywhere. You were
                         sent to me because your fellow
                         officers and superiors have
                         expressed concern about your recent
                         actions, that you've been erratic,
                         moody and unpredictable, and here
                         we are, our first session, and I
                         can already pinpoint the cause of
                         your altered state, as it were.

                                   JACKSON
                             (bitterly)
                         Welcome to my world.

                                   CHERIE
                         Do you think reconciling your
                         differences with Buffy would help
                         you regain your old professional
                         attitude?

                                   JACKSON
                         I'd like to think so, but deep
                         down... I'm not so sure. I think
                         there were things said and done by
                         both of us that kinda burned the
                         bridges. And then set fire to the
                         forests so there wouldn't be any
                         wood to make any more bridges after
                         that.

               Cherie stares thoughtfully at Jackson, who shuffles in his
               seat, clearly not enjoying the way this is going. Cherie
               glances up at the clock on the wall.

                                   JACKSON (cont'd)
                         Is that it?

                                   CHERIE
                             (smiles)
                         When the state pays for your
                         sessions, they tend to feel shorter
                         than most. We can pick this up
                         again next time.

                                   JACKSON
                         Sounds like a plan.

               Jackson stands, shakes Cherie's hand and makes his way out of
               the office.

         7     INT. CHARLESTON & SMITHE - CORRIDOR. DAY.                7

               Jackson leaves Cherie's office and bumps straight into Buffy,
               who is pulling on her jacket and hurrying off. They take a
               moment to compose themselves, managing awkward nods.

                                   JACKSON
                         Got somewhere you need to be?

                                   BUFFY
                         Huh? Oh, no, I just…
                             (beat; sighs)
                         Yeah, Willow came by earlier, said
                         there was something bad coming into
                         town, we're gonna go check it out.

                                   JACKSON
                         Oh. Right. Need a hand?

                                   BUFFY
                         Jackson…

                                   JACKSON
                             (quickly)
                         No, okay, I get it. Still too soon.
                         That's cool. All part of the
                         process.

                                   BUFFY
                         It's not that, it's just-

                                   JACKSON
                         Buffy, it's okay. Really. 

               Jackson gets up and walks out, pausing in the doorway.

                                   JACKSON (cont'd)
                             (cold)
                         I'll see you next week, Miss
                         Summers.

               He leaves and closes the door. Buffy sighs, rubbing her eyes
               with one hand. It's been a long day.

         8     EXT. ABANDONED RAILWAY STATION. DAY.                     8

               Buffy and Willow walk down the platform of an empty railway
               station, a disused part of the Cleveland mainline. The
               waiting area windows and doors are boarded up, and the place
               is filthy with litter. 

               Buffy tries to weave through the rubbish as Willow, minus her
               cloak, scans the tracks and surrounding buildings.

                                   BUFFY
                         Why are we here, Will? I thought
                         you said you saw this thing over by
                         the cemetery?

                                   WILLOW
                         I did, but it's moved since then,
                         and the trail lead here. I think
                         it's looking for something.

                                   BUFFY
                         All it's going to find round here
                         are old newspapers and- oh good,
                         rats.

               Buffy raises one foot to let a fat brown rat waddle past,
               grimacing as she does so.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         You know, I don't think it matters
                         how many demons, monsters and
                         whatever else I see, one single rat
                         and it's still gross out city.

                                   WILLOW
                         Yeah, I guess we don't scare that
                         easily any-

               WHUMP! The girls YELL out in alarm as a large, full waste bin
               topples over next to them, spilling its contents on the
               floor. Buffy spots something moving in the shadows on the
               other side of the bins and darts off after it.

         9     INT. STATION - TERMINAL BUILDING. DAY.                   9

               Buffy runs into frame inside the dimly lit old main terminal
               of the station, which is as dusty and dirty as the platform
               outside. 

               She hears footsteps coming from a set of steps leading down
               further into the station and heads after them.

        10     INT. STATION - BASEMENT. DAY.                           10

               Buffy creeps down into the basement - light filters in from
               the terminal, but she can't see far in the gloom. 

               She takes a few cautious steps forward, into the open plan
               floor which has three corridors branching off from it, before
               stopping, hands on hips.

                                   BUFFY
                         Alright, listen. I know you're down
                         here, and I've had a real long day,
                         so can we skip the creeping through
                         the darkness bit and get straight
                         to the big entrance?
                             (beat)
                         Well?

               Footsteps echo out again - something is heading towards her,
               beyond a set of double swing doors ahead of us. 

               Buffy tenses up.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Good. Nice to have some cooperation
                         for once. Now then, let's start
                         with-

               As the music builds, we shift down into slow motion as the
               doors swing open, and the CARETAKER strides out from the
               shadows - it's the demon we saw earlier, eyes and lips sewn
               shut, standing almost seven feet tall, thinly built but
               obviously powerful, its confident strides bringing it up
               towards Buffy. 

               Buffy's eyes widen as she takes in the demon for the first
               time, picking up on it's thick, sinewy black skin which seems
               to double as some kind of body armour. Her fists are already
               up defensively.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Okay… Giant demonic undertaker. No
                         problem…

               Her words can't hide her nerves as the huge demon strides up
               to a few feet away from her, then stands and looks down at
               her quizzically.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         What? You waiting for me to make a
                         snappy comeback? Well, I kinda
                         noticed that you can't speak, so
                         that tends to take all the fun out
                         of-

               The Caretaker just keeps on walking, past Buffy and out of
               the basement. She turns, surprised, and blinks.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Hey!

        11     INT. STATION - TERMINAL. DAY.                           11

               The Caretaker is heading up the steps and back into the
               station proper, not giving Buffy a second glance as she
               dashes up the steps after hum. 

               She gets close enough to reach out and lay a hand on his arm,
               but without breaking stride, he swings one arm round and
               SWATS her away, and Buffy is sent hurtling through the air to
               crash in a heap several feet away. 

               Dazed, she tries to stand as the Caretaker disappears off
               screen, but fails, slumping unconscious to the floor, and
               from that, the scene FADES TO BLACK.

        12     INT. STATION - TERMINAL. LATER.                         12

               We FADE UP to see Willow kneeling down by Buffy, trying to
               wake her up. Buffy groans and pushes herself upright.

                                   WILLOW
                             (concerned)
                         Buffy, are you alright?
                         I went looking for you, but then I
                         got kinda lost, and… never mind.
                         What happened? Did you see the bad
                         guy?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yep. Wasn't an amazingly successful
                         encounter, hence the whole 'heap on
                         the floor' thing. 

               Willow helps Buffy up, dusting her clothes down. Buffy holds
               the side of her sore head and winces.

                                   WILLOW
                         Did you get into a fight with it?

                                   BUFFY
                         Less of a fight, more of an insect
                         repellent. He put the smackdown on
                         me without even blinking.
                             (beat)
                         Not that he can blink, of course…

                                   WILLOW
                         Let's get you back home, maybe
                         Giles turned something up by now.
                         Did you get a good look at him at
                         least?

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh, yeah. Real good. 

               The two girls start to head back out of the station.

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

        13     INT. TAMMAZEL'S BAR. NIGHT.                             13

               A moderately sized downtown bar, frequented largely by a
               variety of species of demon, the centrepiece being the
               blueskinned TAMMAZEL standing behind the bar, dishtowel slung
               over one shoulder. 

               The bar doors SLAM open as Buffy heads inside. The clientele
               noticeably shuffle away from her, and Tammazel rolls her eyes
               as Buffy hops up onto a bar stool.

                                   TAMMAZEL
                         Now what? What, you thought nailing
                         my hand to my bar last week wasn't
                         'bad' enough for you?

                                   BUFFY
                         New bad guy in town. Figured you'd
                         know something about it, seeing as
                         you're a bad guy too.

                                   TAMMAZEL
                         Bad girl, if we're going to be so
                         gender specific, and no, I don't
                         know of anything new in town. So
                         are you going to turn around and
                         march your blonde little fleshy
                         body out of my bar and stop scaring
                         my customers, or am I going to have
                         to call my security demons over?
                         And believe me, they keep this
                         place very secure.

               Buffy quickly reaches across the counter and grabs Tammazel
               by one of her horns, pulling the protesting demon down to her
               eye level, still sitting calmly.

                                   BUFFY
                         Let me try this again, because you
                         obviously didn't hear me the first
                         time: New bad guy in town, so start
                         talking.

                                   TAMMAZEL
                         Ow, ow! Okay, okay!

               Buffy releases the horn and Tammazel stands, rubbing it and
               wincing. Buffy scowls at her, impatient.

                                   BUFFY
                         Now, Tammazel!

                                   TAMMAZEL
                             (scowls)
                         Nobody knows much about it, seems
                         like it wandered in here from one
                         of the many wonderful Hell
                         dimensions out there.

                                   BUFFY
                         What does it want?

                                   TAMMAZEL
                         Beats me. All I can tell you is
                         that it's powerful, got a lot of my
                         regulars pretty spooked.

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah, I get the powerful part. Got
                         the bruises to show for it.

                                   TAMMAZEL
                         You've seen it?

                                   BUFFY
                         Briefly, yeah. I'm trying to find
                         out some more about what I'm
                         dealing with for the next time I
                         see it.

                                   TAMMAZEL
                         The next time you see it, here's
                         some free advice - run.

               Buffy gets up and walks out of the bar. There is an audible
               sigh of relief from the assembled demons, and Tammazel gets
               back to cleaning some glasses.

                                   TAMMAZEL (cont'd)
                             (mutters)
                         Just don't expect to get very far…
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