buffy9x07
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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

         1     EXT. WOODED AREA - NIGHT                                 1

               In a small clearing within what appears to be a vast wooded
               area stands a man -- a watcher named MAX along with his
               slayer -- SIERRA. Max is a tall, slender man in his late
               thirties and dresses in typical watcher fashion. 

               He is preparing a circle on the shadowed ground as Sierra is
               lighting a series of candles at his side. She looks somewhere
               around sixteen -- definitely not of age yet. She places the
               candles, one by one, within the circle's circumference. The
               candles are placed strategically in the circle with precise
               distance from one another. 

               As she finishes and the last candle is in its place, Max
               kneels down within the circle and places a book on the ground
               by his side. Though he appears utterly calm, his slayer
               doesn't appear to be nearly as confident and he takes note;
               speaking with a British accent.

                                   MAX
                         Things are going to be okay,
                         Sierra.

                                   SIERRA
                         I know.

                                   MAX
                         You're nervous?

                                   SIERRA
                             (quickly)
                         No…

               Her watcher is obviously not buying it.

                                   SIERRA (cont'd)
                         Okay. A little bit.

                                   MAX
                         That's perfectly understandable,
                         but you have nothing to fear. This
                         is just one of the many trials that
                         you'll have to face as a slayer and
                         it will be by no means the worst.

                                   SIERRA
                             (hesitantly)
                         Is this thing worse than a vampire?

                                   MAX
                         Considerably. But you are an
                         extremely capable slayer and I'm
                         fully optimistic that you will
                         reign victorious.

                                   SIERRA
                             (nervous)
                         Okay…

                                   MAX
                         Now, if you'll hand me the
                         talisman?

               Sierra hands him a small talisman from within her pocket. He
               holds it tightly within his hand as begins the ritual.

                                   MAX (cont'd)
                         Lokane, I beseech thee. Please hear
                         my plea. I humbly beg you to appear
                         before me. 

               He pulls a small container from within a nearby bag and pours
               it's contents - blood - upon the ground. Sierra watches with
               fear as Max continues the ritual.

                                   MAX (O.S.) (cont'd)
                         I offer you blood. I offer that
                         your will may be done. Lokane… now
                         you will come. 

               Max stops and Sierra looks nervously at her surroundings,
               clenching the swords in her hands more tightly -- nothing.
               She spins several times around, but still nothing.

                                   SIERRA
                             (fearfully)
                         Max?

                                   (BEAT)
                         Is it here?

                                   LOKANE (O.S.)
                         Fools!

               Sierra quickly whips around to see her watcher lying
               unconscious on the ground. 

               Above him hovers LOKANE -- a hideously vile demon with a
               severely disfigured face. What could almost be mistaken as
               scars on its face seem to possess more of an ornate value. He
               stands well over six feet tall and is wearing a sort of black
               battle gear over his muscled body. 

               He stands, glaring at Sierra.

                                   LOKANE
                         You've summoned me for a training
                         exhibition?

                                   SIERRA
                         I… we…

                                   LOKANE
                             (walking towards her)
                         Do you even know what I am, little
                         girl?

                                   SIERRA
                         You're Lo… I mean I know that… 

               Lokane smiles boldly, revealing a set of exquisitely horrific
               fangs.

                                   LOKANE
                         I'm going to have fun with you… 

               Max is slowly beginning to come around as we hear the
               beginning of Sierra's fight. Several scrapes of the sword and
               a hiss later -- a SCREAM rings out. 

               Max's eyes quickly burst open and he watches in horror. 

               From Max's ground level and sideways view, all we see is
               Lokane's massive feet. 

               Several seconds later, however, Sierra's body lands on the
               ground with a THUD. She lays motionless -- dead. 

               Lokane stands, licking his fingers and chuckling merrily to
               himself.

                                   LOKANE (cont'd)
                         I love the taste of innocence.
                             (turning to Max)
                         Don't you?

               As he turns back, however, the circle is empty. Max is gone.
               Lokane scowls and mutters some curse under his breath - this
               is far from over.

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

         2     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE - MORNING                2

               XANDER, ANYA, and ANDREW lounge around the lounge in the
               early morning hours. Xander and Anya sit together on the
               couch with Andrew laid out across the floor, watching
               television. Xander appears to have dozed off.

                                   ANYA
                         Honey?
                             (beat)
                         Xander?

               No response. Anya sighs and takes a deep breath.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                             (yelling)
                         Xander!!

               Xander jumps from his place on the couch.

                                   XANDER
                         Wh-what? Is it the baby? Are you
                         okay? Are you in labor?!

                                   ANYA
                             (holds up an empty jar)
                         No, but now that you're up, I would
                         like an extra pillow, and that
                         glamour magazine I caught Andrew
                         reading earlier, so I can try and
                         curse all the people in it who look
                         prettier than I do.

                                   XANDER
                         Magazine?

               Anya gives him the look of a vengeance demon and he realizes
               that now is not the time to ask questions.

                                   XANDER (cont'd)
                             (forcing a smile)
                         Yes, dear…

               As Anya's face clicks unnervingly quickly back into sweetness
               and love, Xander begins to walk toward the kitchen, before
               having a pearl of wisdom for Andrew.

                                   XANDER (cont'd)
                             (to Andrew)
                         You should thank God daily for the
                         gift of homosexuality.

                                   ANYA (O.S.)
                         Xander? Still a definite pillow
                         shortage in here! 

               Xander sighs again and exits the room.

         3     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - BUFFY'S ROOM                    3

               BUFFY and WILLOW sit quietly on Buffy's bed, meditating. They
               sit, legs crossed and hands held, as Willow works to help
               heal the still-injured Buffy.

                                   BUFFY
                             (mock war movie speak)
                         Give it to me straight, Doc... How
                         bad is it?

                                   WILLOW
                             (playing along)
                         I'm sorry, son - the leg's gonna
                         have to go.

               The girls share a laugh for a moment - but the moment soon
               fades. Willow picks up on Buffy's defeated expression and
               lets go of her hands, looking sympathetically back at her.

                                   WILLOW (cont'd)
                         Are you okay?

                                   BUFFY
                         Huh? Oh, yeah, 'course I am. I just
                         got my little behind kicked around
                         by a new and possibly unstoppable
                         demon that we have to stop, and to
                         cap it all I keep running into my
                         ex.
                             (sighs)
                         Yup, things are sure looking up
                         here on Walton's Mountain.

                                   WILLOW
                         Hey, this is just a temporary
                         setback, right? I mean, we've
                         bounced back after you getting much
                         bigger beatings than this before,
                         no reason we can't do it this time
                         with a hundred per cent more
                         success.

               Willow closes her eyes with a smile and reaches out for
               Buffy's hands again to carry on the meditation. 

               Buffy takes her hands - but doesn't share Willow's look of
               quiet confidence one bit.

         4     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - KITCHEN                         4

               GILES and MARIE are sitting at the kitchen table, doing
               research, as Xander walks in from the lounge.

                                   XANDER
                             (sarcastic)
                         Have you ever felt the
                         uncontrollable urge to kill your
                         fiancée and eat your young? 

               Giles and Marie share a look, before Marie chuckles and pats
               Xander on the head.

                                   MARIE
                         It does get easier, Xander, trust
                         me.

                                   XANDER
                         You got kids of your own?

                                   MARIE
                         Me? Oh, goodness, no, can't stand
                         the little monsters, but I raised
                         plenty of them. My sister's a one
                         woman baby factory, I've got five
                         nieces and nephews back in England,
                         last time I checked.

                                   GILES
                         I'm sure Xander's choice of
                         sarcastic comment was just for
                         effect. This time, anyway.

                                   XANDER
                             (sarcastically)
                         I'll try to control myself in
                         future.

               Xander begins rummaging through the cabinets.

                                   GILES
                             (cleaning his glasses)
                         How are Buffy and Willow getting on
                         upstairs?

                                   XANDER
                         I think she's getting better.
                         Willow's using a healing spell to
                         try and coax out some of the left
                         over badness from her little
                         Caretaker incident.
                             (beat)
                         Hey, do you guys know if there are
                         any more pickles, or any more yams
                         for that matter?

                                   GILES
                         I know for a fact that there are no
                         yams, and as far as pickles, your
                         guess is as good as mine.

                                   MARIE
                         There are no pickles. 

               Xander turns around with a look of fear placed firmly upon
               his face.

                                   XANDER
                             (direly)
                         You guys have got to be kidding…

                                   GILES
                         Xander, there is an entire
                         refrigerator full of food! I'm sure
                         you can find something else!

                                   XANDER
                         No. It wasn't for me. It was for
                         Anya. See, I'm trying this new
                         thing where I anticipate her food
                         cravings, and tonight's experiments
                         rests solely on me having pickles
                         and yams in the next ten minutes...

                                   GILES
                         Oh, dear…

                                   XANDER
                             (solemnly)
                         Yeah. That's right. I can't go back
                         in there without one or the other
                         readily available. She'll have the
                         uncontrollable urge to curse her
                         fiancée. - and for once, that is
                         not sarcasm. 

               Xander peers back around the corner and into the lounge.

         5     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE                          5

               Anya sits with Andrew at her side. They appear to be going
               over plans for the wedding. She laughs heartily at something
               that Andrew says.

         6     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - KITCHEN                         6

               Xander pulls back from the corner and presses his back up
               against the wall -- petrified.

                                   XANDER 
                         And she's looking at wedding plans!
                         You guys haven't seen me, okay?

               Xander rushes towards the back door and makes his escape.

                                   MARIE
                             (smiling to Giles)
                         To be young again, eh, Rupert?
                         Makes me wonder why we made such a
                         fuss of it all when we were their
                         age.

                                   GILES
                             (grins)
                         It wasn't that long ago, was it? 

               They share a reciprocal smile.

                                   GILES (cont'd)
                         Yes, well… back to research?

                                   MARIE
                         Of course.

               Marie gets back into her books, but Giles takes another long
               look at her - his attraction to her as clearly on show as a
               big old flag waving over his head.

         7     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - BUFFY'S ROOM                    7

               Buffy and Willow still sit motionless on the bed. Finally
               Willow opens her eyes while Buffy's remain closed. She
               appears to be almost in a state of euphoria.

                                   WILLOW
                         Feel better?

                                   BUFFY
                             (sly grin)
                         Does a girl enjoy sex after
                         slaying?

               Buffy quickly opens her eyes to see Willow staring back with
               her eyebrows intriguingly raised. She squirms.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Did I just say that out loud?

                                   WILLOW
                         'Fraid so.

                                   BUFFY
                         Well, not that it's out, the answer
                         to that question is yes.

                                   WILLOW
                             (smiling promiscuously)
                         Good to know.

                                   BUFFY
                         You should open up shop, Will.
                         People would pay good money for… 

               She begins to stand, but winces and quickly sits back down.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         … pain!

                                   WILLOW
                             (helping her back down)
                         You're not totally healed yet.

                                   BUFFY
                         I noticed.

                                   WILLOW
                         It's not a miracle. It's magic.
                         It'll help, but it won't cure it
                         altogether without pulling power
                         from some high up forces and I
                         don't really feel like having a
                         snake slither from my mouth this
                         morning, so… this is the best
                         you'll get for now. But, still,
                         better than a kick to the ass!

                                   BUFFY
                         Agreed. It beats being in a lie
                         induced coma.
                             (beat)
                         I'm still hurting from the
                         Caretaker, obviously, but… I'm
                         gonna be fine.

               Willow senses the lack of sincerity in Buffy's voice towards
               the end.

                                   WILLOW
                         But…?

                                   BUFFY
                             (forcing a smile)
                         But I'm kind of freaked.
                             (beat)
                         You know that after I woke up, I
                         was going to leave.

                                   WILLOW
                             (understanding)
                         Yeah?

                                   BUFFY
                         I just wanted to leave this life
                         behind. I'm just sick and tired of
                         feeling sick and tired. You know?

               Willow nods.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         I thought that it would be great to
                         maybe be able to lead a quasi
                         normal life for once.
                             (beat)
                         And I almost did. The only thing
                         that kept me from doing so, was you
                         guys...and that almost wasn't even
                         enough. I know that sounds
                         terrible…
                             (motioning to a bruise on
                              her face)
                         … but it was because of things just
                         like this. This Caretaker came
                         along just like the rest of the Big
                         Bads always have. And after I kill
                         him there will be another, and
                         another. I just…
                             (tearing up)
                         I don't know that I can handle this
                         again!

               Breaking Benjamin's 'Rain' begins playing in the background
               as Buffy breaks into tears. Willow takes Buffy into her arms
               and begins trying to console her.

                                   WILLOW
                         Ssh... It's okay. Everything's
                         going to be okay.

               Though unbeknownst to Buffy, tears begin to slowly roll down
               Willow's face as well. 

               We linger around for several seconds watching Buffy and
               Willow share an outpour of emotions before we cut to:

         8     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LOUNGE - AFTERNOON              8

               Buffy enters the lounge to find most everyone pitching in for
               research mode. She pauses for a moment to make sure there are
               no tears showing on her face before she steps into everyone's
               view.

                                   BUFFY
                         Any luck?

                                   ANYA
                             (mouth full of food)
                         Be int bind nthng. norry. 

               Buffy stares at her in confusion.

                                   XANDER
                         Roughly translated… that means 'we
                         ain't found crap.'

                                   BUFFY
                             (disbelief)
                         Nothing?

                                   GILES
                         Sorry, Buffy. I'm afraid not.

                                   MARIE
                         While we've been able to start
                         locating references to the
                         Caretaker in our books, now we know
                         who we're looking for, we've turned
                         up nothing on how to stop or even
                         wound him.
                             (sighs)
                         I'd settle for giving him a limp or
                         a bloody headache at the moment...

                                   BUFFY
                         Why is it that every time something
                         big comes along, we have no idea
                         what it is? We need to write this
                         stuff down for future generations.

                                   ANDREW
                             (raising his hand)
                         I could-

                                   BUFFY
                         No.

                                   ANDREW
                         You don't even know what I was
                         going to say!

                                   BUFFY
                         You were going to try to break out
                         your skeezy little camcorder and
                         play documentary time with the
                         slayer again.

                                   ANDREW
                         Hey! That's a very expensive and
                         well crafted camcorder. But aside
                         from that, yeah… that's what I was
                         going to say.
                             (thinking)
                         Do you have ESP?

                                   BUFFY
                             (ignoring Andrew)
                         So what's the plan?

                                   XANDER
                         Plan?

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay. What's not the plan?

                                   XANDER
                         We do have a lot of those.

                                   ANYA
                             (mouth still full)
                         Abey ee cud ooz a dentinl mrtal oo
                         kill t.

               Everyone stares at her for several seconds before she
               swallows her food.

                                   ANYA (cont'd)
                         What I said, was that maybe we
                         could use a dimensional portal to
                         kill it, or to trap it anyway.

                                   GILES
                         That's actually not a bad idea! 

               Anya has already gotten another bite of food before
               answering.

                                   ANYA
                             (nodding)
                         Ank oo.

                                   XANDER
                         That is a great idea, hon, but we
                         still don't know where to find it.

                                   MARIE
                         Or any of its weaknesses.

                                   BUFFY
                         So we're still planless?

                                   WILLOW
                         Well, we've got an outline of a
                         plan. That's a start, right?

                                   GILES
                         It's a start. We'll keep searching.
                         I'm confident we'll find something
                         before long. 

               Buffy looks like she wishes she could share their optimism,
               and leaves the room again.

         9     EXT. STREETS OF CLEVELAND - NIGHT                        9

               Max steps into the crowded streets of Cleveland from the
               depths of your typical taxi cab. He cautiously inspects his
               surroundings as he takes his bag from the trunk and tips the
               cabbie. 

               Satisfied that no imminent danger is present, he starts his
               trek across the street and disappears into the sea of people.

        10     EXT. ALLEYWAY                                           10

               As the taxi pulls away, we can barely make out a FIGURE
               standing in the alleyway just across the street. The eyes
               quickly glow red and fade slowly away as the figure fades
               into the shadows.

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

        11     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - KITCHEN - MORNING              11

               The gang huddles around the kitchen counter, trying to get
               breakfast before going about their Monday morning business.
               Buffy and Giles stand alongside one another at the counter,
               preparing their respective plates.

                                   BUFFY
                         So I guess you didn't find anything
                         more after I went to bed?

                                   GILES
                         Nothing, I'm afraid. And I've
                         exhausted every resource that this
                         particular Head Watcher has at his
                         disposal.

                                   BUFFY
                         So it's hopeless?

                                   GILES
                         Not hopeless. Just frustrating.
                         Something will come about, I'm
                         certain.

                                   BUFFY
                             (doubtful)
                         Yeah, because we're just lucky like
                         that. The Caretaker is more likely
                         to show up again before any
                         information on him does! 

               Giles acknowledges her statement with a subtle look of
               disclosure.

                                   MARIE (O.S.)
                         Hello?

                                   BUFFY
                         In here!

               Marie enters the kitchen.

                                   MARIE
                         I should have known that you would
                         all be in the kitchen.

                                   XANDER
                         You know us. We can't get through a
                         day without-

               The doorbell RINGS. Everyone looks to one another curiously --
               who could it be? Buffy exits the room to answer the door.
               Max is waiting on the doorstep for her and she blinks in
               surprise at him as he nods a greeting to her.

                                   MAX
                         Buffy Summers? Maxwell Sherman. I
                         was hoping that I might have a word
                         with you.

                                   BUFFY
                             (untrusting)
                         About what?

                                   MAX
                         You are Miss Buffy Summers, I
                         presume?

                                   BUFFY
                         It really depends on who's asking.
                         What is this about? Because if
                         you're here about the phone bill,
                         we paid it yesterday.

                                   MAX
                         No, no. You've got me confused. I'm
                         here on professional business, but
                         not that of a phone company. More
                         along the supernatural lines.

                                   BUFFY
                         Okay. I'm not so good with riddles
                         or euphemisms, so if you've got
                         something to say you should just
                         come out and say it.

                                   MAX
                         I'm a Watcher.

                                   BUFFY
                         Oh. Why didn't you just say so?
                             (stepping aside)
                         Giles! There's a Watcher here.

                                   MAX
                             (impressed)
                         Giles? Rupert Giles is here?

                                   BUFFY
                             (confused)
                         Yeah. He stays here when he's in
                         town. I know, he sounds pushy, but
                         it's kind of the watcher-slayer
                         code of conduct. Teach you to slay…
                         stay in your house. I'm sure you
                         know all about that, though, being
                         a Watcher, you're… wait.
                             (beat)
                         You're not another evil Watcher,
                         are you?

                                   MAX
                         I assure you, my intentions are
                         honorable.

               Giles comes to stand alongside Buffy at the door.

                                   GILES
                         Yes?

                                   MAX
                         Mr. Giles! It's an honor to meet
                         you. My name is Maxwell Sherman.

                                   GILES
                         Maxwell… oh, you're in South
                         Dakota. You're Sierra Goldman's
                         Watcher.

                                   MAX
                             (beat; smiling boldly)
                         Yes. I am. I'm honored that you
                         know who I am!

                                   GILES
                         Yes, well, I've tried to make
                         certain that I familiarize myself
                         with most every Watcher-Slayer
                         relationship. With the overwhelming
                         number of girls there now are,
                         however, it's proven to be quite
                         difficult.

                                   MAX
                         Yes. I suppose it has. 

               There is an awkward beat - Giles looks the new arrival up and
               down, and Max shifts nervously from foot to foot before Buffy
               interrupts.

                                   BUFFY
                         I really hate to break up the old
                         people party here, but is this just
                         a social call or are we in some
                         kind of grave danger?
                             (looking out the door)
                         And where is your Slayer?

                                   MAX
                             (hesitantly)
                         That's why I've come. I fear the
                         worst has happened Mr. Giles.
                         Sierra was killed last night. 

               Buffy and Giles trade troubled looks before we cut to:
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