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                                       TEASER

                                                               FADE IN:

         1     INT. GILES' APARTMENT. DAY.                              1

               We open on GILES, glasses off, staring straight at the
               camera, a strong-willed look in his eyes. Whatever he's about
               to say, we know he means it.

                                   GILES
                         Marie, I'm glad you could come
                         over. There are some things I need
                         to say to you.
                             (beat; deep breath)
                         First off, I just wanted to
                         reiterate how glad I am that you
                         chose to come back to Cleveland
                         with me. I know there's plenty of
                         work waiting for you back at the
                         Council, but you turned that down
                         to come and help me, so... Thank
                         you.
                             (beat)
                         Actually, there's something else.
                         It's been on my mind for some time,
                         and I don't know how much of it
                         you've already managed to pick up,
                         but...
                             (beat; runs hand through
                              hair)
                         Marie, I... that's to say, I
                         feel... Or, rather, I...
                             (curses)
                         Blast it!

               Giles settles back - facing him on the chair opposite is not
               Marie, but his coat, folded up neatly and arranged at roughly
               eye level. Giles interlaces his fingers and stares at the
               coat for a beat, before shaking his head.

                                   GILES (cont'd)
                         No, it's no good. This will have to
                         wait.

               Reaching for his glasses, he picks up a thick book from the
               top of a pile on the coffee table in front of him. The cover
               reads 'Weaknesses Of Demonic Entities: A-D.' Giles opens it
               and starts flicking through it. 

               We cut to just outside of the apartment - it's on the ground
               floor, and somebody outside is looking in on Giles, carefully
               staying out of sight.

               Giles stands and walks over to the kitchen to make himself a
               coffee, and the mystery viewer ducks out of sight.
               When he peers back into the apartment, Giles is seated again,
               so the figure takes a step to the left to stand in front of
               the door. 

               A gloved hand KNOCKS on the door. Giles turns, stands and
               heads over, opening the door. 

               There's nobody out there, just the day's post in a neat pile
               on his doorstep. Giles reaches down to pick it up, noticing a
               plain, brown-paper wrapped package on top of the usual bills
               and letters. 

               Giles lays the package down on the coffee table and studies
               it. It's unmarked, apart from the words 'For the attention of
               Rupert Giles' written neatly on the top in capitals. 

               Giles glances back over to the door, then back at the
               package, and with a shrug he slices it open with a pen. 

               Inside is just a plain, black book, which Giles lifts and
               examines, not opening it just yet.

                                   GILES (cont'd)
                         Strange...

               He checks the wrapping again, but there's no clues there.
               Turning the book over, he sees that the cover is plain. 

               With a quick adjustment to his glasses, Giles takes the
               plunge and opens the book - but the pages inside are blank. 

               He frowns as he leafs through it, but every page in the book
               is completely blank! 

               With an irritated sigh, he puts it back down and opens up the
               book he was reading previously again. 

               There is a sudden SOUND off camera, almost like something
               large rushing past him, and Giles' head snaps round. 

               He stands, scanning the apartment, but he's the only person
               there. 

               His attention returns to the black book, and with a curious
               expression, he reaches out for it again and opens it... 

               And this time, the pages are filled with writing! Giles holds
               the book closer as he tries to read the messy, scrawled
               letters inside, but with no luck.

                                   GILES)
                             (trying to read it aloud)
                         Klatoo... Verata... Nictoo? 

               With a second SOUND, this one like a heavy gust of wind, a
               fierce orange LIGHT suddenly shines on Giles, seemingly
               coming from inside the book itself! 

               The wind-like noises blares for a few moments, before it and
               the light disappear. 

               Giles blinks and puts the book down, looking around the
               apartment like it's the first time he's been there. He raises
               his hands and studies them, turning them over, before
               noticing something off screen. 

               Giles steps before a small mirror set into one wall, with a
               selection of ties hanging beneath it, and peers at his
               reflection like he doesn't recognise himself.

               When he speaks, there is an uncharacteristic twang to his
               accent.

                                   GILES 
                         What the... Who the hell am I? 

               As Giles stares at the unfamiliar face in the mirror, we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                    END OF TEASER
                                       ACT ONE

                                                               FADE IN:

         2     EXT. CIRCLE - SNOW-CAPPED JUNGLE. DAY.                   2

               WILLOW walks into frame, wiping her sweaty brow and pushing
               onwards through the dense jungles that line the Circle's
               dimension. 

               A few steps behind her is BUFFY, both girls dressed light
               against the heat but still suffering. Buffy is using the
               scythe to cut a path through the thick undergrowth.

                                   BUFFY
                         I don't get it, how can there be
                         snow on the trees, but this place
                         still be so damn hot?

                                   WILLOW
                         Buffy, there's a lot of things I
                         still don't understand about this
                         place.

                                   BUFFY
                         You shoulda got a manual or
                         something. You know, 'Welcome to
                         your eventual new home, here's a
                         few handy tips on how to dodge the
                         snake demons and lava, and don't
                         forget to dress for the summer!'

               Willow pauses, sitting down on a tree stump to catch her
               breath, and Buffy sits beside her. Willow looks thoroughly
               dejected, and Buffy places an arm round her shoulders.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         C'mon, Will. We'll find them. I'm
                         sure Tattles and the others got out
                         of here before the Caretaker got to
                         them.

               Willow doesn't look convinced, looking out across the foliage
               around them.

                                   WILLOW
                         Buffy, we've been searching here
                         for days now, and still nothing. I
                         can't sense them, we haven't found
                         any tracks, nothing.
                             (bites lip)
                         I think they're really gone.

               Buffy stands, pulling Willow to her feet.

                                   BUFFY
                         There's still a lot of ground to
                         cover here. Don't ask me why, but
                         something tells me they're okay.

                                   WILLOW
                         How? I'm the one who should be able
                         to tell, but I can't feel them
                         anywhere?

                                   BUFFY
                         Call it Slayer Sense. Never lets me
                         down. Let's keep moving, we've
                         almost looped back to the village
                         so we can take a rest there. 

               Buffy sets off again, hacking through the trees, and Willow,
               follows, looking all around her. 

               We leave the girls to their search and cut to:

         3     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.               3

               ANDREW answers the door to see Giles, who looks like he's
               been out running - his shirt and tie are creased, his hair is
               messy, and he looks exhausted, albeit with a wide grin across
               his face.

                                   ANDREW
                         Giles? Uh, are you okay? You look a
                         little-

                                   GILES
                         Alive? Alive! That's how I feel!
                         Isn't it a fantastic day? 

               Giles bustles past Andrew and into the house. Andrew stays on
               the doorstep for a moment, blinking, before closing the door
               and following Giles into the front room. 

               Giles is studying everything in the room - the furniture, the
               ornaments - and Andrew watches him, puzzled.

                                   ANDREW
                         Uh, if you're looking for Buffy and
                         Willow, they've gone, uh...

                                   GILES
                         Gone where?

                                   ANDREW
                         You know, up there.

               Andrew points towards the ceiling, and Giles frowns.

                                   GILES
                         Upstairs?

                                   ANDREW
                         No, to the Circle! Remember, Willow
                         said they'd been attacked and she
                         couldn't find those three people
                         she speaks to up there, so she
                         thought she'd see if she could get
                         Buffy up there, and she could, so
                         they've gone looking.
                             (suspicious)
                         Weren't you hear last night when
                         they were talking about that?

                                   GILES
                             (distracted)
                         What? Oh, yes, I was, but I must
                         have missed that part. So, is
                         anyone else here?

                                   ANDREW
                         Uh, no, just me... Where's Max?

                                   GILES
                         Max?

                                   ANDREW
                         Yeah, you know, Watcher guy, almost
                         got us all, um, killed by that
                         demon a few weeks back, he was
                         staying at your place before you
                         shipped him back to England... 
                             (suspicious)
                         Are you sure you're okay?

                                   GILES
                         Oh, yes, Max, of course.
                             (smiles)
                         Sorry, er... Andrew, I've just got
                         a lot on my plate at the moment.
                         You know how it is. I seem to
                         remember Max is out at the library
                         today, but... But not the normal
                         one, I sent him out to a few occult
                         bookstores I know of to do some
                         shopping for me. Yes, that's it.

               Giles sits down on the sofa - then stands, looking fidgety
               and restless, but still smiling. 

               Andrew watches, starting to get a little nervous.

                                   ANDREW
                         Uh, I'm gonna make some coffee, do
                         you, you know, want some?

                                   GILES
                         Coffee? Yes, I'd love some coffee,
                         I can't remember the last time I
                         had a good cup of coffee!

                                   ANDREW
                         Okay then, so... I'll go, uh, make
                         some then.

               Andrew shuffles into the kitchen, not taking his eyes off
               Giles, who sits back down on the sofa, still jittery but
               still grinning.

         4     INT. HARRIS RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.                4

               The phone RINGS, and XANDER steps into frame to answer it.

                                   XANDER
                         Hello, Casa Harris, Sex God In
                         Training Xander speaking.

                                   ANDREW
                             (filtered; through phone)
                         Xander? It's, um, Andrew.

                                   XANDER
                         Oh, hey Andrew! What's up?

                                   ANDREW
                         Um, can you come over for a second?
                         Giles just showed up at Buffy's,
                         and he's acting kinda strange.

                                   XANDER
                         Strange how? British?

                                   ANDREW
                         No, weirder than that.

                                   XANDER
                         Hmm. Okay, I'll be over soon as I
                         can. Keep an eye on him till I get
                         there, but I'm sure it's just
                         stress or something. 

               Xander hangs up and reaches for his coat, hanging on the back
               of the front door, as ANYA heads down the stairs, still in
               her dressing gown.

                                   ANYA
                         Xander? Are you going out?

                                   XANDER
                         Just heading over to Buffy's,
                         Andrew says-

                                   ANYA
                         Okay, no, fine, you go. 

               Xander pauses and sighs - he knows that tone of voice.

                                   XANDER
                         Alright, what is it?

                                   ANYA
                         What is what? There's nothing
                         wrong. You go, have fun with your
                         pet nerd.

                                   XANDER
                         Did I forget something?

                                   ANYA
                         No.
                             (beat)
                         Yes, yes you did! Xander, we're
                         meant to be going shopping for
                         things for the baby's room today,
                         or did you forget?

                                   XANDER
                         I didn't forget, I'm just going out
                         for a few minutes, I'll be back
                         before-

                                   ANYA
                         Well, you'd better be! Otherwise
                         I'll go shopping by myself, and
                         when all the people in the store
                         see me struggling to carry an
                         entire baby carriage by myself over
                         to the checkout, they're gonna stop
                         and point, and then they're gonna
                         come over and ask me what's wrong,
                         and do you know what I'm going to
                         say to them?

                                   XANDER
                             (patiently)
                         No, honey, what are you going to
                         say?

                                   ANYA
                         I'm going to say 'No! No, don't
                         help me, eventually my newlywed
                         husband Xander will come back from
                         playing games with his silly little
                         friends, and then we can be a real
                         family again, but until then, I
                         must struggle on... Alone!'

               Xander opens his mouth to reply, but Anya has already turned
               and started to stomp back up the stairs. 

               Knowing this is an argument he's never going to win, Xander
               shrugs his coat on and steps outside.

         5     EXT. CIRCLE - VILLAGE. DAY.                              5

               Buffy and Willow emerge from the jungle, not far from the
               edge of the now-ruined wooden village that the Circle called
               home. Willow's heart drops as she looks over the smashed
               buildings, ravaged by fire, as Buffy gently leads her towards
               an uprooted tree that they both sit on.

                                   WILLOW
                         How could we have let this happen,
                         Buffy? How could we have missed
                         what he was trying to do?

                                   BUFFY
                         Don't blame yourself, Willow. You
                         said yourself, these Circle kids
                         were far more powerful than you
                         were, and if we got our asses
                         kicked by the Caretaker, stands to
                         reason they wouldn't have had a
                         much better time. But that still
                         doesn't mean they're dead. 

               Willow stands, shielding her eyes against the sunlight
               overhead as she surveys the village.

                                   WILLOW
                         Alright, I'm thinking we try
                         something else.

                                   BUFFY
                         Like what?

                                   WILLOW
                         Let's not try to find the Circle,
                         let's look for how the Caretaker
                         got in. If we can trace his
                         movements, we'll know where he went
                         and when, and that ought to give us
                         a better idea of where Tattles and
                         the others could've gotten to. 

               Buffy nods and stands, grinning.

                                   BUFFY
                         Check you out, master strategy
                         girl! Sounds like a great plan.
                         Where d'you wanna start?

                                   WILLOW
                         That's just it, I don't know. We
                         could check the Library again,
                         that's where I found him and that's
                         where I think he was trying to get
                         in before.

                                   BUFFY
                         Lead the way.

               The girls start towards the husk of the Grand Library.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         So, just out of interest, how long
                         can I spend up here?

                                   WILLOW
                         Truthfully? No idea. I'm kinda
                         winging it so far, so if anything
                         bad starts to happen, we'll just
                         quickly send you back, before- 

               They both freeze as we hear a RUMBLING from off screen. The
               girls turn slowly round... 

               ... and see that the distant volcano is coming to life,
               crimson red gouts of lava and flames erupting from its mouth.

               Willow and Buffy turn to face each other.

                                   BUFFY
                         Does that count as 'anything bad'?

                                   WILLOW
                         Let's double time it, okay? 

               They set off towards the Library again, much quicker this
               time.

         6     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.               6

               Andrew opens the door to Xander and waves him inside
               urgently. Xander starts to speak, but Andrew shushes him and
               points towards the main part of the living room. 

               Giles is there, kneeling just a few inches away from the TV,
               rapidly scrolling through the channels. He makes an
               occasional chuckle.

                                   GILES
                             (to himself)
                         Fascinating...

               Xander whispers to Andrew.

                                   XANDER
                         Okay, I'm a believer. Giles either
                         drank too much coffee this morning,
                         or the stress is really starting to
                         get to him. Any ideas?

                                   ANDREW
                         Um, I was thinking, maybe we should
                         tie him up, in case-

                                   XANDER
                         In case what? You're not gonna
                         suggest that he's possessed, are
                         you? We can't be that unlucky, we
                         only just got past Jackson going
                         all 'Exorcist' on us a few weeks
                         ago!

                                   ANDREW
                         All I'm saying is, he's not
                         himself.

                                   XANDER
                         Good point. One of us should go
                         talk to him, see if we can figure
                         out what's going on. 

               A beat. Xander turns to Andrew, who blinks.

                                   ANDREW
                         Me?

                                   XANDER
                         Yeah, you! You're the most non
                         threatening out of all of us.

                                   ANDREW
                         But I-

                                   XANDER
                             (interrupts)
                         Just happen to be the perfect man
                         for the job. Go get him. 

               Andrew throws a pleading look at Xander, and then starts to
               carefully creep over to Giles. Giles stands and turns round,
               and Andrew jumps back a mile.

                                   GILES
                         Andrew! Hello. Everything alright?

               Andrew manages a false smile, glancing back at Xander, who
               gives him the thumbs up. Andrew turns back to Giles, looking
               very uneasy.

         7     EXT. CIRCLE - OUTSIDE GRAND LIBRARY. DAY.                7

               Willow and Buffy hurry into frame, making their way along the
               outer wall of the Library until they get to the hole Willow
               was thrown out of previously. 

               The volcano continues to RUMBLE ominously in the background.

                                   WILLOW
                         This is it, it's around here that
                         this weird crack started to appear
                         in the wall, only there wasn't
                         just, you know, the outside on the
                         other side of it, there was just...
                         Nothing.

                                   BUFFY
                         Some kind of hole in the dimension?
                         Like a back door or something?

                                   WILLOW
                         Maybe... Maybe I can pick something
                         up now. 

               Willow places a hand on the hole in the wall and closes her
               eyes, concentrating. 

               As she starts to murmur an incantation under her breath, the
               girls don't notice a large SHADOW starts to fall across them -
               something large is moving slowly towards them.

                                   BUFFY
                         Anything?

                                   WILLOW
                             (frowns)
                         I'm not sure... I can feel
                         something, but I don't know what it
                         is... It could be the Caretaker, or
                         it could be... 

               There is a loud HISS, and Buffy turns round to face
               whatever's casting the shadow across them. 

               Willow is still focusing on the wall, her eyes still closed.
               Buffy very carefully taps Willow on the shoulder.

                                   BUFFY
                         Uh, Willow?

                                   WILLOW
                         Hang on, I'm getting something... I
                         don't think this is where he came
                         in, but he did try... Just give me
                         a few more seconds!

                                   BUFFY
                         I don't think we have that long.
                         Willow, you really need to turn
                         round now.

                                   WILLOW
                         Just another...
                             (opens eyes)
                         There!
                             (to Buffy)
                         I think I got a scent, he got in on
                         the other side of the village, out
                         in the open! If we head over there,
                         I should be able to...
                             (notices Buffy's wide-eyed
                              expression)
                         What?

               Willow turns and GASPS as she sees what's snuck up on them.
               It's another SNAKE DEMON, looming some ten feet into the air,
               its eyes locked on the girls and its tongue flickering in and
               out of its mouth. 

               There's a beat as the two sides stare each other out.

                                   BUFFY
                         This is something else that's bad,
                         right?

               Willow nods, and the girls start to step away from each
               other, trying to spread out in case the demon attacks.

                                   WILLOW
                         I think we may be in trouble...

               Another beat - then with a screeching HISS, the Snake Demon
               lunges towards us, and as its jaws SNAP shut, we:

                                                             BLACK OUT:



                                   END OF ACT ONE
                                       ACT TWO

                                                               FADE IN:

         8     EXT. CIRCLE - SNOW-CAPPED JUNGLE. DAY.                   8

               Buffy and Willow are running for their lives through the
               jungle, branches whipping past them as they hop over roots
               and dodge through the trees. 

               Crashing its way after them is the Snake Demon, letting out
               piercing SHRIEKS as it closes on the two girls.

                                   BUFFY
                         Willow! We need to get out of here,
                         now!

                                   WILLOW
                         We can't, I can't exactly meditate
                         when I'm running!

                                   BUFFY
                         Isn't there anything else we can
                         try?

                                   WILLOW
                         No, we-

               Willow trips and falls, and Buffy skids to a halt, doubling
               back to pull her to her feet. The Snake Demon SHRIEKS again
               as it gets ever closer, and Buffy drags Willow along again as
               the girls pick up the pace and keep on running. 

               Buffy spots a stream running alongside them, and points.

                                   BUFFY
                         There!

               She starts down the slope of the bank that leads into the
               stream, splashing across it with Willow close behind. 

               The Snake Demon spots them and makes a sharp turn, arcing
               down the bank after them and splashing into the stream. 

               Buffy is one step ahead, and with a YELL she leaps into
               frame, brandishing the scythe and SLICING it down on the
               demon's neck. 

               The demon SCREECHES in pain and thrashes violently from side
               to side, knocking Buffy into the stream and sending the
               scythe clattering across some nearby stones.

               Willow hurries down the bank and pulls Buffy up as the badly
               wounded demon continues to writhe and thrash around in the
               water, its blood starting to mix with the stream.

                                   WILLOW
                         Are you okay?

                                   BUFFY
                             (winded)
                         Yeah, fine... That just went kinda
                         better in my head... 

               Willow fishes the scythe out of the stream, and she and Buffy
               keep moving, circling back towards the village.

                                   BUFFY (cont'd)
                         Remind me, what happens to my body
                         if I get hurt while we're up here?

                                   WILLOW
                         You saw 'The Matrix,' right?

                                   BUFFY
                         Yeah...
                             (beat; penny drops)
                         Oh.

                                   WILLOW
                         Yeah. So, kinda best to not get
                         hurt at all.

               Buffy nods as the two plough on through the jungle.

         9     INT. SUMMERS RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM. DAY.               9

               Andrew watches Giles, the two of them now seated. Giles is
               greedily devouring a thick sandwich.

                                   ANDREW
                         So, um... Good sandwich?

                                   GILES
                             (through mouthful)
                         Mmm, yr. 'Nk oo.

               Andrew watches Giles eat for another beat, before taking a
               deep breath and preparing his interrogation.

                                   ANDREW
                         Um, Giles? You seem a bit... Well,
                         weird. I know you said there wasn't
                         anything wrong, but, well...

               Giles turns to look at Andrew, who GULPS.

                                   ANDREW (cont'd)
                         You're just not being yourself. Is
                         there something we should know
                         about? Uh, m-maybe you- 

               Xander sighs and steps into frame.

                                   XANDER
                         What the Boy Wonder here is trying
                         to ask, big guy, is what's the
                         deal? You've been acting like you
                         took too many Vicodin this morning
                         or something, and to be perfectly
                         honest, you're freaking us out. So
                         what's up? 

               Giles finishes his sandwich, licking his fingers clean before
               looking up at Xander.

                                   GILES
                         Xander, there is honestly
                         absolutely nothing wrong with me. I
                         just feel... different. Is that a
                         bad thing?

                                   XANDER
                             (stuck for words)
                         Well, you- I mean, we- or...
                             (sighs)
                         I guess not. But you've got to
                         admit, you're not your usual
                         buttoned-up self.
                             (beat; smirks)
                         Wait a minute, I know what this is
                         all about!

                                   GILES
                         You do?

                                   XANDER
                         You bet I do - something happened
                         with Marie, didn't it? That's why
                         you're all high on the happy side
                         today! Mr. Head Watcher finally got
                         his groove back...

                                   GILES
                         Marie? No, no, she and I haven't- 

               We suddenly take a step back from the action, and get a look
               at what's making Giles act the way he is - there are two
               GHOSTS standing either side of him, obviously invisible to
               Andrew or Xander, both looking like middle-aged men in neat
               suits. They seem angry about something.

                                   GHOST #1
                         Don't say anything else to them!
                         You idiot, you're going to blow our
                         cover!
                         It's bad enough trying to root
                         through this guy's memory so we
                         don't make them any more
                         suspicious, now we're going to-

                                   GHOST #2
                         Will you shut up and let me deal
                         with this?

               The second Ghost lays a hand on Giles' shoulder, and as he
               speaks, Giles speaks the same words.

                                   GHOST #2 (cont'd)
                         I just woke up this morning...

                                   GILES
                             (continuing)
                         ... feeling like today was going to
                         be a good day. That's all. I was
                         hoping to catch Buffy while I was
                         here, but as she's not back yet,
                         I'll move on.

                                   ANDREW
                         Well, technically, she is here - I
                         mean, her body is, anyway.

                                   GILES
                         Excuse me?

                                   ANDREW
                         Yeah, she and Willow did that
                         astral projection thing to get into
                         the Circle, Willow thought it was
                         the safest way to do it.

                                   GILES
                         I see...

               Giles stands suddenly, grabbing Xander's hand and shaking it.
               Xander blinks, confused.

                                   GILES (cont'd)
                         Well, I've got things to do today.
                         Best be off. See you all later!

               Giles marches over to the door, opens it and leaves the
               house. Andrew and Xander glance at each other.

                                   XANDER
                         Okay, I'm with you. He's possessed.
                         Go wait for Buffy and Willow to
                         wake up, and then we're going after
                         him. 

               Andrew nods and dashes upstairs, as we cut to:
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